turbo-glitch

I am constantly on this app but also infected with sleepytired. I talk in the tags sometimes cause I have Thoughts. feel free to message/ask me about whatever. Adult content, adult poster.

[monstersovka]

✨🌙 This wild star wolf bites, but maybe you can make friends with him? 🌙💫

74 preorders! We need to collect 200 to realize a plush wolf! ;; 🖤 making a preorder will cost $2

[megaceros]

All of the canidae!

[wildcherrybepsi1312]

Aloy + text posts 🏹💘

[definetleynotapornbot]

gained conciousness for the first time 26 minutes ago what the hell is thisSHIT

[everyday-oblivion-system]

@funnier-as-a-system

[soymoss]

starling

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[battle-for-dyke-island]

this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person

[tooquirkytolose]

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

[thedepressionoftrees]

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

[mitzo]

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

[thedepressionoftrees]

[gayvampyr]

[ID: a blurry picture of a sad cat. /end ID]

[kindlysirwolf]

opens my jaw real wide and does this to u

[brightlotusmoon]

[ancientson]

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

[vampiregirlestrogen]

bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains

[memory-of-stargazing]

“It just means you have to work double as hard as most people!”

Well maybe I don’t WANT to work double as hard as abled people!! Maybe I deserve a BREAK!! Maybe I’ve been working MORE THAN double as hard for MY WHOLE LIFE and it’s led me to immense burnout & caused me to develop several MORE disabilities!! Maybe I should be ACCOMMODATED so I don’t have to KILL MY BODY AND BRAIN over trying to do what abled people can do!! Maybe I DON’T have to work double as hard!! Maybe if there’s the option to let me NOT work double as hard, I should have it, because I’m already working double as hard JUST TO SURVIVE!!

Why do you think disabled people deserve less rest than mentally & physically abled people?

[beardedmrbean]

[vee-dmsr]

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[foodffs]

REESE’S PIECES PEANUT BUTTER BALLS

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?