Titled!

Alex | He/Him | Heterosexual 🖤🤍🖤 | Heteroromantic | Cisgender man | Monoamorous | TERFs dni

[dreamcastmod]

me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun

[valkvriesuitremade-blog]

if you bought a 16ml cartridge of ink at $18, and a 2500ml nerf super soaker barrage at $15.99, it would cost about $2,828.49 to fill it with ink once

[wichatime]

[savrenim]

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

[savrenim]

YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.

[ospreyonthemoon]

People: exposure to the fae realms makes you weak and sickly. Because of the fae

The fae: wow wow wow i LOVE uranium!!!! We should put it ALLLL over our land!!! This won't cause problems!

[rabbitindisguise]

You can never leave after eating fae food because you get radiation poisoning and also you're now a walking biohazard

[orangejuice707]

The tinkerbell chernobyl post strikes

[ghostoftom]

Coming to the realisation that I'm capital d, Depressed in the last few days has been good and bad but one of the most annoying aspects is having Adam Scott pop into my head after I do anything.

[ghostoftom]

The results of this afternoon's crafts.

[turksarama]

Not to make light of depression but the pictures are especially funny if people don't know what you're doing is book binding.

[formlab]

Sony WM-F51, 1987

[ilovecats4ever]

Steve Jobs and his consequences have been a disaster for the button, switch, and knobhead kind.

[ozymandiasdaioh]

[benelopes]

constantine, 2005

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[fagcrisis]

i wld be fucked if i lived in a non literate culture that relied heavily on oral storytelling and songs and stuff bc ive never been able to listen to a concept album and know what it was about without looking up the lyrics. like id be sitting in the hall of some guy and the bard would be like this is what beowulf did and i just literally would not learn anything. id occasionally catch bits and id keep asking the people sitting around me what ended up happening with grendel and grendel is fully dead at that point were way past grendel were at old man beowulf now but i have no idea bc i have ye olde auditory processing disorder

[were--ralph]

oh i outed myself as a weirdo earlier i forgottttttekionfwndfgknalkfg

[were--ralph]

Coworkers were talking about the Lilo and Stitch live action film and they said Gantu wasn't in the film then asked if i knew who that was and i was like "the hot alien guy yeah" without thinking and everyone just kept saying "what what do you mean" and asking me to clarify and i just shrugged and wouldnt elaborate

[were--ralph]

see the problem here is I'm on the monsterfucking website where I've made a legacy for myself as being a top 10 monster/furry fucker and this feels like "yeah wereralph would say that" but i can not stress i litterally can not stress enough

how

normal

and

lowkey

i am irl

and i seem like. so fucking normal. like im a fucking square irl no one knows about my online legacy. no one knows i've drawn bowser with his dick out. I'm so normal other coworkers think i'm a baseline for normalcy. they come to me with their weird stories that are actually tame.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Certified Fucking Horror Story

sweet jesus

[theothin]

[turksarama]

I gotta say even as a straight guy I feel like saying Gantu is hot is like.. Yeah duh? This reminds me of dudes doing a hear me out and it's a totally normal woman except with horns or something.

[turksarama]

And like to be clear I'm not even a monsterfucker or anything though I do hang out on the monsterfucker website.

[were--ralph]

oh i outed myself as a weirdo earlier i forgottttttekionfwndfgknalkfg

[were--ralph]

Coworkers were talking about the Lilo and Stitch live action film and they said Gantu wasn't in the film then asked if i knew who that was and i was like "the hot alien guy yeah" without thinking and everyone just kept saying "what what do you mean" and asking me to clarify and i just shrugged and wouldnt elaborate

[were--ralph]

see the problem here is I'm on the monsterfucking website where I've made a legacy for myself as being a top 10 monster/furry fucker and this feels like "yeah wereralph would say that" but i can not stress i litterally can not stress enough

how

normal

and

lowkey

i am irl

and i seem like. so fucking normal. like im a fucking square irl no one knows about my online legacy. no one knows i've drawn bowser with his dick out. I'm so normal other coworkers think i'm a baseline for normalcy. they come to me with their weird stories that are actually tame.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Certified Fucking Horror Story

sweet jesus

[theothin]

[turksarama]

I gotta say even as a straight guy I feel like saying Gantu is hot is like.. Yeah duh? This reminds me of dudes doing a hear me out and it's a totally normal woman except with horns or something.

[headspace-hotel]

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

[headspace-hotel]

I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.

[headspace-hotel]

@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.

[headspace-hotel]

@alilcajun @aralioideae

a couple of challengers emerge

[headspace-hotel]

You are all fucking madmen

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[thetetra]

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

[dreadwedge]

“Try to imagine a tower of cubes which stretches to the sky. Try to imagine the cube at the very top of the tower. Try to imagine a door in the side of the topmost cube. Can you imagine walking through that door? Do you know what’s inside?”

— Question from a diagnostic assessment for a mental illness I’m trying to invent

[turksarama]

[ellieandmiaandlily]

(credit to a discord friend)

[softieskywalker]

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

[david-blogs-sw]

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

[comebackali]

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)

[xulme]

[dateamonster]

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.