Wasting oxygen since 1993.

I have a dog named Han Solo.

[emirrart]

I really need a stylus

[sunflorally]

you are still a good person even if you tell them no. you are not bad for denying someone or something, especially if you usually say yes to appease them. do not feel bad for not agreeing. do not feel bad for saying no. do not let someone make you feel bad for doing what’s best for you.

[undeterr-ed-deactivated20161230]

Friendly reminder

“Doing your best” does not mean working yourself to the point of a mental breakdown.

[vastderp]

this one still smashes me in the face ten times a year. do not ignore pain, it’s no longer your best at that point

[homosexual-homosexuwhale]

gay culture is telling your partner “that’s gay” every time they do something romantic and cute

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[turquoisesuggestions]

Reminder: Your friends really do love you. No they dont secretly hate you. No they dont just put up with you and think you’re annoying. Your friends truly love you and care about you as much as you do.

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

my favorite rupaul story is that once he let somebody drown and mentioned it once and never again

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

[spiroandthelacktones]

YOU KNOW YOU COULDA DONE BOTH RIGHT?????

[feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish]

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[spongebobsquarepants]

[wholesomethemedmemes]

Wholesome Legends Only

[ratgutzzzz]

vine is dying so i had to save my favourites

[xcrimsonlovex]

This is the best one hands down. Everyone else go home.

[nashvilleprep-deactivated201612]

Hearing people say “i can see you doing that” after telling them what you want to do in life is honestly the best thing ever 

[moetaylor-deactivated20201108]

one of the most encouraging things you could hear

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

bruh who was goofys wife

[striikee]

HOLY SHIT

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

I REBUKE

[memor-somnis-deactivated2022031]

Goofy likes white girls…typical negroid

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

his wife really wanted a mixed breed dog baby but when she found out max looked identical to his father she just packed her shit and dipped?

[pooyngalfuturo-deactivated20240]

she look jus like him according to this

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

bruh how many baby mamas does goofy have

[striikee]

Add this one to the list…

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

and miss marpole…goofy really just has a surplus of ass to clap in huh

[striikee]

How the fuck did goofy swim in so much pussy and how did we never realize this before now

[cheolchoi]

Goofy “Pussy Destroyer” Goof

[kingjaffejoffer]

We knew goofy was a dog when we met him

Let that boy bury his bone

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

Goofy been throwing dick around like a Gatling gun

[computasputin]

Issa metaphor for how all y’all hoes be fucking wit one goofy ass nigga

[rosadiiiaz-deactivated20181223]

earlier today i saw that big bang theory was nominated for most popular comedy show over brooklyn nine nine and in this essay i’ll discuss why we, as a species, need another plague

[agonizedalligator]

B99 is cop propaganda while BBT has assisted many a parent to realize that their child may be autistic (Sheldon is bad representation overall, but better representation than most things and displays many of the symptoms that manifest during childhood.)

[rosadiiiaz-deactivated20181223]

I’d rather be cop propaganda that frequently portrays the corruption and white straight male privilege within the service than continuously homophobic whilst promoting toxic masculinity and rape culture but go off I guess

[magiquilt-deactivated20220601]

Aside from Jake, the main characters of Brooklyn 99 are a two black men (one of whom is gay), two Latina women (one of whom is bisexual), a man who is literally not even close to what society considers tough or badass or masculine, and a woman who would usually just be a player off as comic relief with no real personality in any other show. all of them are portrayed as super badass and important to the plot and setting, it’s literally not “cop propogabda”. And the other two straight white guys are totally useless. What are you even talking about.

[amyjacob]

also, jake is jewish

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

B99: *criticises the police, makes racial profiling the main plot of one of their episode, frequently discusses just how terrible the police used to be, and criticises the prison and criminal justice systems and highlights their failings* y'all: clearly this show is supposed to make cops look like they’re amazing angels who can Do No Wrong

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

not to mention that this show is the only one i’ve ever seen that points out how easy it is to buy a gun illegally, and also the only one i’ve ever seen where someone actually says the word “transphobic” this show isn’t propaganda, it’s a vision of what the police could be if the whole goddamn system wasn’t rotten to the core

[emmeryn-whatcha-say]

[lampsarepeopletoo]

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

[dabsquat]

[grawly]

someone gave me the context behind that infamous “is this a pigeon?” meme but this isnt helping