nice memes

my name is maddy and this is actually not jackass ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[dinuguan]

[abloodymess]

This should be satire.

[party-wok]

We do not deserve this world.

[adulthoodisokay]

this can’t be rea—

…oh

[perzadook]

[mochipanko]

I also made matching icons out of the stickers!! feel free to use them ^v^ just pls remember to give credit, thank you!!

[redrunningshoes]

100 notes and i’ll buy my buildabear sonic these assless chaps

[greatcallisto]

SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE!!!!!!!!!

[redrunningshoes]

>10 notes within 3 minutes

“What the fuck is-?”

>checks the notes

ah that explains it

[weloveshortvideos]

[notlostonanadventure]

THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO

THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD

[gifsboom]

[silosenovengo]

This is the money birb. Reblog the money birb to have your 2017 filled with money.

[honoriaw]

go birb!

[hopelesswhoremantic]

I took it upon myself to rename a few animals accordingly

[capricorn-twilight]

Is nobody going to acknowledge the Chinese rip-off version of The Amazing World of Gumball? It’s called “Miracle Star” but it’s literally a photoshopped Gumball

Like it’s the exact same animation style albeit at a worse quality. Literally the same characters but slightly tweaked. Even the dialogue is ripped straight from the Carton Network original

They literally just redrew over the original animation

Why is nobody talking about this

[indygnation]

THEY’RE ACTUALLY MAKING AN OFFICIAL EPISODE ABOUT THIS 

(^ LEAKED STORYBOARD TO EPISODE “THE COPYCATS”)

[tommyoliverblogs]

Legendary.

[zing-noir]

omg this is amazing

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

‘Amazing’ is in the show’s name.

[ommanyte]

When I first saw Alolan Persian, I laughed. Now, I love.

[chasertiff-deactivated20190402]

chamber of secrets au where fred and george steal ginny’s diary bc “haha ginny why are you keeping a diary omg its old and blank” and they just start drawing dicks in it and then the dicks fade off the paper and fred and george just look at each other and go “omg infinite dicks” so they draw dicks on it all year until the diary literally ink vomits itself to death bc tom riddle cant handle the dicks anymore and no one ever opened the chamber of secrets and fred and george destroyed the very first horcrux the end

[chasertiff-deactivated20190402]

This is my legacy

[erencomeoutofthebasement-deacti]

#dicksoutfortomriddle

[chasertiff-deactivated20190402]

in 124,000 notes no one has added a caption so completely wonderful and succint and beautiful and goddamn perfect ive been laughing for 15 years thank you

[bibliophilea]

diary: stolen pages: self-erasing dicks: out

[bibliophilea]

TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE HORCRUX

[marisatomay]

[at Target] I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber

[inactive-asstronaut]

[in the car with my lightsaber] Fuck

[paulwelsey]

Omg

[antoniporowski]

FUCK 

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

Women aren’t allowed to have knees

[camalilium]

betty spaghetti lookin ass

[orckissingchampion]

Me at the beginning of 2016

Me at the end of 2016

[punkasssharpedo]

i arrive in plegia.

sleeve: off

tactician: s-supported

falchion: out

[dailyrowlet]

I'm feeling down this holiday season. Can I get a Rowlet in a Link hat to cheer me up?

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[thechamberofsecrets]

it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s

space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world

[punkwarrenmoving]

come on and slam and welcome to azkaban

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar