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@tus-labios-o-la-vida
It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.
It has always been possible. It is still possible.
it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems
I'm getting tired of eating chicken soup all week, but it's been great because I can just cook the chicken on the bottom of the pot, successively add vegetables based on their cook time, and I dirty just the pot, the knife, and the cutting board.
Do y'all have any low-effort, low-cost soup suggestions for the week?
Chickpea Harissa Soup
In its most basic form, cook some onion + garlic in some olive oil, then add 2 cans of chickpeas (with the liquid!) into the pot + harissa paste to taste + broth/stock/bouillon + whatever vegetables you would additionally like. Finish with lemon juice if desired. I usually serve with egg (poached directly in the soup) + hearty bread but that’s not required ofc.
I like a mushroom and pearl barley soup, even though it takes a little bit of cooking time.
Fry an onion in oil, add sliced mushrooms + salt, fry until the mushrooms shrink a bit (plus more oil, if the pot goes to dry). Add garlic, pepper, thyme or other herbs, cook for another minute or so, then add broth (vegetable or meat, either works) and the pearl barley, about 50 grams per portion. Probably around a quarter cup? I measure mine with a Turkish tea glass, that looks about right in terms of size. Boil until the barley is tender - the one I have currently is coarsely milled instead of whole grains and will take around half an hour.
Curried lentil soup, where you fry up some onion, ginger, and garlic, add a generous amount of the curry seasoning of your choosing (Indian curry paste, thai curry paste, curry powder, etc), then add in some carrots, fry a little longer. Add maybe 3-4 cups of stock (if you're using a very salty stock and a saltier curry paste, thin a little with water, if you're using curry powder, taste at the end and add salt if needed) and a cup or so of red lentils (double it if you're planning on a big pot and lots of leftovers), cook on an enthusiastic simmer until the lentils are soft, maybe 15-20 minutes. Add some chopped green vegetables like kale, spinach, etc (I like the individually frozen cubes you can get, they're a great thing to keep in the freezer and chuck into stuff for added nutrition) in the last few minutes of cooking, if you've got them, and a generous spoonful or two of lemon or lime juice right before serving (I usually go for lemon if Indian curry seasonings, lime if Thai). It's a very forgiving base recipe and good for using up what you have. If you've got some yams or potatoes, that's good to add some small cubed ones in when you add the lentils and stock. If you don't have any green vegetables, it works well without. If you've got cabbage or bell peppers, add some in in the same stage when you're frying the carrots. If you want some extra protein, peanut butter is good in here as well and adds extra creaminess. If you've got some coconut milk that's a great thing to add, too. Tomatoes or tomato paste, can also be added if you like em, use a lil less citrus if you're doing that. For a slightly sweeter variant you can add some chopped apples. If you don't have lemon juice or lime juice, a dash of a nicely flavoured vinegar is good too, like apple cider or white wine vinegar.
Sausage, Goat Cheese, and Winter Squash soup. It's legit got five ingredients and is insanely good
cut 2 winter squash in half (any squash that isn't spaghetti squash, butternut, or summer squash will do) and put them in the oven for about an hour (or until the squash is soft) at 350. Fry up 1lb of breakfast sausage and a chopped white onion. Get a pot, put in 2 containers of chicken stock (64oz), the breakfast sausage/onions, and the scooped-out inside of the squash. Simmer lightly for 15min. Mash up any big chunks of the squash that are still left, then add goat cheese to taste.
My moms budget Mexican Fideos:
Put a bag of fideo pasta (i like the thicker kind), like half an onion (or a quarter if too big), and garlic in the pot with a bit of oil until the pasta darkens a little. Then add one small can of tomato paste - the seasoned kind, and mix. right after you mix, add one liter or one and half liters (depending on how watery you like your soup) of chicken stock/broth - or water with chicken bouillon. Let it boil until the pasta softens to your liking and thats pretty much it.
I recommend to add some green lime juice or if you like spicy - a bit of chipotle paste. You can also add some sour cream or lil pieces of cheese while its hot so it melts.
If the tomato paste is not seasoned, add salt and pepper and idk, other stuff you on your pantry maybe (NOT SUGAR THO)
Best soup.
*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble
You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime
This has nothing to do with historical accuracy by the way. It's about the genre conventions and the internal logic of the scenario. If you wanna be a princess getting kidnapped by a dragon or running of to faerie, go for it. If you wanna be a prize locked away in a tower, or an aspiring despot, be a princess.
If you want to have an intense homoerotic rivalry with another girl you met at magical boarding school, you're the daughter of a marquis at best.
Hey! Have you heard about the US national parks being demolished?
coworkers will have a flavor of soda you didn't know existed
Coworkers you couldn’t be more indifferent about have discovered strains of Mountain Dew you couldn’t even imagine.
Coworkers be bringing sodas you cant even pronounce.
What in the world is a Tepachito
this is a poem. To me.
only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for
there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs
I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows
GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ
Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.
supid
supid.
Have you ever told a joke and have it immediately explained back to you as if you weren’t the one who just told it?
play Kingdom Hearts
Addendum:
Are the same person
Not the same person
Play kingdom hearts
showed this to my brother and he made this
thanks I understand even less
forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head
Why does your post have lingerie on
God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
A relic…
*touches ground*
I haven’t seen you in years,,,
how having to do work at your job feels
(vagueposting) I saw a post I didn't like
How can I put this? I don’t really need your permission to reblog your post. I will not ask for it either man. Even if: if it’s not about me or anyone I know, I’m not the particular minority group mentioned, it has information about something that does not relate to me etc. Hell, even if you tell me not to do it or turn off reblogs- if YOU decided to throw whatever ramblings, information, or images into the void; and by coincidence it passes in front of my little dark cave- if for some reason the little creecher resonates with me in some way enough to want it to decorate the damp dirty walls of my grotto, nothing can stop me. This is Tumblr, there are no gods here.
