Types of people you meet at the bar:
1. The Super Drinker (Drinks shots like they’re water and never seems to get drunk)
2. The Over Drinker (Knows their limit, but has the constant need run past the line to prove something, or feel young again)
3. The Casual Drinker aka The Sophisticated Drinker (Holds the same glass of expensive wine or scotch in their hand for hours and occasionally sips it when people’s eyes rotate to the glass or they ask “what’re ya drinking)
4. The Sloppy Drinker (Upon a drop of alcohol touching their lips, they either become an asshole, flirtatious and slutty, and/or fall asleep in the area of a dumpster)
5. The Slow Burn Drinker (Drinks like a champ and acts like the Super Drinker, but have a slow metabolism and when it hits them they turn into a sloppy drinker)
6. The “No Tolerance Drinker” (Has ONE wine cooler and turns into the Sloppy Drinker)
7. The “I Love you man” Drinker (Self explanatory. But for new initiates, This person falls under any category, but proceeds to follow everything they say with “I love your man”)
8. The Jekyll and Hyde Drinker (Falls under two categories: !st, the Nice people who drinks and completely looses all filter and because a gigantic dick or cunt to everyone in the room ——or—— 2nd, the good puritanical type that gets a couple in them and then decries about how much they want to get laid that night)
9. The Avengers/He-man/She-Ra Drinker (Drinks and decides to take every Dare thrown their way from feats of strength to performing dumb daredevil stunts)
10. The Political/Conspiracy Drinker (Has a few or a few too many and decides to inject politics or their conspiracy theories into everything. Usually, rant about the opposing party or how the government is behind everything)
Met all of these last night…LOL!!!
Anyway, no matter which you are, stay thirsty my friends and enjoy thislittle thing we call life!!!!
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