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To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

No you misheard, she didn’t dump me for weaponized incompetence it was weaponized incontinence. Whaddya mean that’s my fault! *pisses on you*

victusinveritas

naughtypiggy

Scientists have developed a breakthrough “superfood” for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in

TLDR- Modern agriculture pollen is low in nutrients, and there aren’t enough wildflowers. Science has to develop vitamins to supplement the diets of agricultural bees. So plant some wildflowers for the wild bees near you.

heydocverdant

you’ve heard of vitamin B, now get ready for bee vitamins

killer8

???

aflo

pangur-and-grim

I've been told the pet play cannot contain talk of euthanasia

smute

elizabeth holmes has been spotted soaking lady fingers in a clear colorless liquid. sources close to the entrepreneur claim she is working to "revolutionize tiramisu" by using just a few drops of coffee diluted in water. early testers described the result as tasting "like shit." undeterred, holmes insists that a breakthrough is imminent. her company, theramisu, is currently valued at $150.

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americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

santijpg-gone-deactivated202303

making this post ruined my life

segamascott

crowboy-bebop

mysterious stick appears out of thin air............

(hellgate osprey livestream)

lonestatus

seals should be able to levitate and hover around at whatever height they want it's not fair that they have to scoot whenever they're out of the water

charl0ttan

rabbiteclair

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

targetedknowledge

str-ngeloop

if we called mindfulness 'consciousness and attention training' a lot more different kind of people would see the value maybe

str-ngeloop

never skip mind day

what-even-is-thiss

You know the idea of a secret magical world kind of loses its appeal as an adult because you realize that a) everyone is terrible at keeping secrets and b) there are parts of society you never think about that have all of their own secret rules and jargon but they’re like. Electricians.

what-even-is-thiss

There are in fact entire layers of society that you never see or think about that have strange technology but they’re all like transportation logistics or the one guy who supplies dirt to baseball teams.

what-even-is-thiss

I think if there was going to realistically and successfully be a secret underground society of magic users they’d have to not even be trying to hide. There’s gotta straight up be an office for the witch’s union in a strip mall somewhere that nobody ever wonders to question why it’s there until they apply for like an accounting job there.

Wait witches are real? *sigh* yes we get that question a lot. Now, do you have any other questions before we get started? No? Okay why did you leave your last job?