dis shit dead

21 | CT | she/her

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[o-kurwa]

[r4cs0]

Ok but like why

[weirdness-is-good]

Because he is powerful

[legitastrology]

aries energy

[ifimogen]

[ivsaur]

funniest person alive is that woman who takes edibles before filming herself doing makeup tutorials

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[wolfy-gecko]

[faygo]

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

[etct-deactivated20240208]

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

[gif87a-com]

[raincoatduckling]

Bimboification

[hog-snot]

why did you say that

[hungwy]

Randomly watching marvel movies is so confusing. Who is this red man.

[pukicho]

Mario

[dicaeopolis]

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on

[bratzlipgloss-inactive-deactiva]

evolution was a mistake i want fangs

[wahteve]

Canines, but I see your point

[inwhichmanysuffer]

You don’t belong here. Listen to me you psychopathic bitch, you don’t fucking belong here. This is NOT your place to speak. Listen harder you absolute poopoo of a man. “Nyeah, Canines, but I see your point,” Do you know how absolutely IDIOTIC you sound right now. What the fuck even IS a canine? Bitch, I’m gonna kill you. You have to sleep I just know it I just know you have to sleep and the fucking second your dimmers are out I’m gonna fuckin kill you with your own shitty little baseball bat. You SUCK

[bratzlipgloss-inactive-deactiva]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rosalista]

me: makes a sim

me:

[byjove]

a haunted house called the Home of Phobia

[naphthalen]

high school already exists

[orco-lowkey]

Tomorrow’s the big day, im ready.

[hungwy]

chimpanzees are terrifying but if we teach them language they can be even scarier!

[gelatain-blog]

[dankmemeuniversity]