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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Today's Document
shark vs the universe
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sheepfilms
The Stonewall Inn
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cherry valley forever
@theartofmadeline
macklin celebrini has autism
occasionally subtle
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Mike Driver
$LAYYYTER
art blog(derogatory)
Not today Justin
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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@twerkingflies
hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
he’s a doggy…and it’s a doggy door…
When the mafia finally catches my ass
american psycho x mean girls
𝕱𝕽𝕰𝕾𝕳 𝕬𝕹𝕯 𝕱𝕽𝕺𝖅𝕰𝕹
semen available
𝖂𝕺𝕽𝕷𝕯 𝖂𝕴𝕯𝕰 𝕾𝕳𝕴𝕻𝕻𝕴𝕹𝕲
every once in a while I remember that hannibal lecter would show up at crimes he committed and be like “girl WHO did that???”
vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people
making my femboy bf get a pregnancy test every month and getting furiously angry and punching the walls when they all come back negative
Henry VIII
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
Andrew???
If carp could speak they would all have French accents
mon dieu.... you have caught me....
my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time
bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too
I think training dogs to act would be amazing because my dog was in a play once and it was like the best possible capacity to be involved in theater… I just got to hang out backstage with the dog and hand her off to the actor when she was needed on stage and I always got the loudest applause during curtain call even though no one knew who the fuck i was, because I was holding. The Dog.
She played Crab the dog in two gentlemen of verona a.k.a. The One With The Dog and she did an amazing job bc all the dog in that play needs to do is hang out and have the characters kind of talk about how awful it is. So no matter what the dog does it is funny. The nights when she got real distracted and kept trying to wander off and do other stuff it was funny and the nights where she just stood there looking pleased to be the center of attention it was also funny. At that point she was pretty elderly too so it was like just… very funny. If you ever have a chance to have your dog be in shakespeare I recommend it highly
cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things
Girl help but not jn a way where you’re calling the person ur talking to a girl but more in the way where you say “so help me god” or “lord help me”. There is a theoretical girl out there who is some kind of other worldly being and I am asking for her help
