What Up Fam?

He/Him, Aries, extremely stressed, Steven Universe obsessed

[o-kurwa]

[gotterhag]

Amazing

[starwarsgraphictee]

$139 for a laptop?!

[hilariousgrindr]

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[elreyputo]

They are like 5 dollars sis

[homo-nerd-grizz]

SOME OF US DON’T HAVE $5

[hon3y-bee]

Can we also talk about how dominos pizza are definitely not $5

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[dramaticthrush-deactivated20200]

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[swift-reputationn]

I AM SCREAMING

[cloudfreed]

YOUR HONYE

[weloveshortvideos]

[carebearpikachu]

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

[elfgnostic-deactivated20170427]

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

[yourboymax]

I DIED

[wildlifer-deactivated20220928]

also today i was walking my dog and some old dude, in southern fashion, stopped to talk to me about her for a solid 5 minutes and at one point she started barking at something and i said sorry she’s so loud and he said to me “aw that’s alright. she’s a coonhound so she’s got lungs fit to blow the trumpets at rapture” and then chortled as though he hadn’t just spit the southern equivalent of shakespearean improv at me on the street

[c-bassmeow]

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

[littlelinguaphile]

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

[c-bassmeow]

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

[gupdoo3]

what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”

[otterboxmysocks]

“Not as tired as our troops!”: War “Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence “Wait until you’re my age”: Death “What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine

[micdotcom]

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

[discoverynews]

We’re trying this tonight!

[askragtatter]

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

[queenofsabah]

?????????????

[potatogestapo]

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

[rewritethis-story]

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

[queensimia-deactivated20181215]

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

[orikomi-deactivated20181216]

me gonna try it

[biboenvivo-deactivated20190629]

[munchausenbyproxy]

shout out to the funniest tag ive ever fuckin seen

[renxamamiya]

[enoughtohold]

who is she

[regularlesbian]

woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia

[estebanwaseaten]

She’s our most famous cryptid 

[theweddingofthefoxes]

The bae in the bay

[osheamobile]

The Chesapeake Bae

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[softnsquishable]

When you overhear the bridesmaid and the waiter talking shit from the back row

[valtsv]

the ultimate Gay Experience™ is seeing another gay person in public but not knowing how to make it obvious to them that you’re a fellow gay without letting everyone else also know that you’re gay so you just stare until they get creeped out and probably think you’re just really homophobic or something

[valtsv]

me trying to communicate to other gay people that i too am a member of the LGBT Gang:

[vvdotcom]

goofy ass bitch

[tamaraaal0vee-deactivated201912]

Brooooo 😂

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

😂😂😂😂

[troubleneverfindsushere]

Haaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣

[whitejadeflower]

[eowyn-daughterofkings]

Can we talk about this for a second? Because this is exactly how history in the US is taught. Since I went to college, I’ve learned dozens of “facts” I’d been taught about the US military and our wars were complete and utter falsehoods made to make us appear the heroes. Every time I watch ATLA I discover more and more statements about the world around us and I just love it.

[sobeitjay2]

[History Assignment due @ 12AM] 

 ME: @ 11:58

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