Team Pid

just an adult with normal interests

[sedlex]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What's that book that Christians say god wrote with all the stories of the different people?

twilight

[gael-garcia]

[gaylor-moon]

Donate to her retirement fund!!

[hennuswennus]

yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki

[norbah]

There’s also the general problem with the idea of speaking Parseltongue.

Snakes are deaf.

[siverfanweedo]

maybe JK Rowling don’t know anything about snakes 

[foxgirlbeans]

[pondnaravit]

[justcatposts]

Pizza thief 

(via)

[frog43]

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

[wizardshark]

um… no?

[wishingformemoria]

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

[wishingformemoria]

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

[andre-30008]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[alexaloraetheris]

Yes, my two cats are exactly like this.

[cumnog]

6 inch heelys…..she rolled into the club like nobody’s business….

[rodrickheffeley]

robert somewhere having a meltdown:

[weirdmageddon]

wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

[weirdmageddon]

it’s like what were you expecting lmao

[meefling]

Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

[galactic-polywag]

No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

[weirdmageddon]

i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience

[hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact]

LINK WHY

[lordmogatron]

He is the HERO of TIME

Not the SMART of STUFF

[barbie2023]

[chuckskeleton-deactivated202001]

[rodnt]

[windynebula]

[Cat meows, but it’s been autotuned]

[nintendocafe]

[rodrickheffeley]

Timothee Chalamet looks like he's 13 years old and has tuberculosis. My brother has a French friend who looks just like him. He only ate sour dinosaur candy every day until his doctor told him he was going to die from malnutrition if he continued. He has had more girlfriends than any guy I have known though, so I guess some women are into that look.

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[rodrickheffeley]

this ask lives in my mind rentfree