:/

[ruinedchildhood]

I wanted to make a gifset ... but nothing would do this scene justice.

[kaijuno]

[celinethefeline]

[weirdness-is-good]

[shortgremlinman]

Burger queen divorced him

[eebie]

getting nothing but latex furry porn on instGram reels

[eebie]

i keep liking the videos

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[cottoncandylesbo]

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[serpentinas]

@charli_xcx: im 30 whatever

[fullmetalfisting]

Nowadays when I see someone’s Venmo on their car I request $5 from them

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[despazito]

It never occurred to me that group therapy could be considered a strange american trope

[evilwizard]

keep your head up, fellow wizard! it’s incantation, not incanttation!

[evilwizard]

wait

[evilwizard]

hold on

[evilwizard]

wait

[beemovieerotica]

[todaysbird]

had….had someone been punishing them for this?

(source)

[segamascott]

i have #sickfreaks i feed my birds kellogg's

[ybep]

Cunk on Life (2024)

[captain-price-unofficially]

I never see a whole family driving in a cyber truck. It’s always one man all alone.