Weird Thoughts

Weird twisted wonderland incorrect quotes that I think of when I’m feeling weird

[twistedwonderlandthoughts]

I really really hate this man. He didn’t come home and I couldn’t be more disappointed.

My displeasure is immense and my day is ruined

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Spoilers for the island adventure story

Floyd: give me some credit-

‘Also Floyd’

Picks up a biting alien dog for fun, wants to adopt said alien dog, calls the enemy alien a shark and offends him, piles his logs on Jacks because he is tired, stole the door form their freshly built house to start a fire, gets everyone bit by mosquitos because he stole the door, ect-

Riddle: YOU GET NO CREDIT

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At the white rabbit fest

Announcer: let’s get a look at the fine contestants from NCR!

Silver and Deuce: we will win with grace and let our actions speak for us

Announce: WOW that is what I like to SEE! Such sportsmanship, these boys have it down!

Ortho: we will defeat you like villains from a storybook. Be prepared for your defeat.

Announcer: Alright, umm, the child has said something ominous and foreboding, always something we like to see- wth-

Epel: YOU WANNA THROW DOWN BOY?? Cause we can throw down right f@!:&/$ NOW!!!

Announcer: WHA- NO No No, we are live, can someone please tell me we censored that,- umm, we’re still live shit, yes yes, SUCH SPIRIT FROM THE NRC BOYS 👍 yes-

(Back at NRC watching these live announcements)

Crewel: I am moderately disappointed in you pups

Vargas: they’re totally gonna win

Trein: Mr. Flemair is going to get a talking to when he gets back. Not from me, but his house warden. He better pray that Vil doesn’t hear about this.

Crowley: they will bring great recognition to our school! Such helpful children!

Crewel: Oh please, you’re just happy they’re doing free advertisements.

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Ok, but imagine if Idia was in his room/ignihyde dorm, and Kalim backs him into a corner and Idia can’t get out. The things that brought Idia so much joy and escape from various social situations, is now the thing that traps him from escaping the notorious extrovert from the Scarabia dorm.

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Spoilers for TSUM TSUM event

Jade: well done TSUM TSUM, you hid the body very well

TSUM TSUM: happy noises

Ruggie: ok- just wait a damn minute- what did you say?

Jade: everything was innocent, isn’t that right TSUM TSUM?

TSUM TSUM: ??????

Jade: wait, you’re supposed to be in on my lies-

Ruggie: alright, get over here you slimy eel man.

Jade: but, I’m only an accomplice, it was the TSUM TSUM that hid Leona’s sleeping form-

Ruggie: you expect me to believe that this lil guy right here hid a body? Yeah right.

Jade: ….you betray me yet again little doppelgänger. I will be wiser in the future. Punk.

[twistedwonderlandthoughts]

First impressions of the Tsum Tsums

Deuce: the little trouble maker can hold his own in a fight. That’s a little surprise but still awesome.

Ortho: I don’t know what it’s made of, but it takes care of my brother, so it’s A-ok in my book👍

Azul: well little guy, lets put you to work!

Rook: we appreciate beauty to the fullest extent~

Vil: there’s two of them now

Kalim: I can show you the kitchen~

Jamil: no.

Lilia: let’s scare the shit outta people. Especially Sebek.

Jade: you crushed all my mushrooms… punk.

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Bonus

Rook: Vil!

Vil: yes?

Rook: look at this!

Vil: ok….

Rook: he’s been doing such a good job stalking you, I figured he would be delighted to meet you up close!

Vil: oh fuck there’s two of them

-later-

Rook running towards Vil: SEE HE LIKES YOU!!

Vil running away; AND THATS EXACTLY THE PROBLEM!!!!!

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Jade: massages at the Monstero lounge! I promise your muscles will thank you!!

Student A: I’m not too sure I wanna get a massage from either of the Leech brothers…

Jade pops up behind them: oh don’t worry, neither me not my brother will be preforming the massages, they will be done by a little friend, the TSUM TSUM

Student B:… ok, he looks harmless enough-

Jade: wonderful, I’ll sign you both up for a special deal we have right now, does 4pm work for both of you? Wonderful! Bye bye 👋

TSUM TSUM: ….?

Jade: This is payment for smashing my mushrooms you punk

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Yuu: Ace, do you think I’m dumb?

Ace: yeah.

Yuu looking a little upset: ok, and what makes you think you’re better than me?!?

Ace: I’m not better than you, I just think you’re kinda stupid.

Yuu: ok, so you’re saying we’re both intellectually challenged?

Ace: you and I both know that all those fancy-shmancy words don’t you smarter.

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Epel looks at the rest of the first year group: i pity the people who will have to be our underclass men.

Ace: why?

Ace still sweating after running away from Riddle for a bad test grade, Deuce still wearing his pink clothing and threatening some student because they made a yo mama joke, Grimm in a food coma from stealing various dishes from around the school, Jack holding Yuu on his shoulders while they try and befriend Lucious(its not working), and Sebek telling Yuu to throw Lucious at him because master Lilia told him a special trick to get cats to like you(he will get claw marks on his face for this).

Epel: we’re all dumb fucks.

Ace:…

Epel menacingly: and if we are allowed to become 3rd years there will be hell to pay.

Ace: yeah, ok, time to stop eating those weird mushrooms Jade gave you-

Epel: IM GONNA BE THE QUEEN ONE DAY, SUCK ON THAT VILLLLL!

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Idia and Ace cooking

Idia: oh shit oh shit oh shit-

Ace: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULD MAKE SOUP?!?

Idia: RAMEN IS SOUP,

Ace pointing at fire: WELL THIS AIN’T SOUP BUB!!

Idia getting defensive: WELL ITS NOT MY FAULT THE SOUP DIDN'T COME PREPACKAGED!!! These noodles were butt-ass naked, no pretty packaging’s, these little noob-noodles needed my help, and now YOU'RE KILLING THEM WITH FIRE!!!

Ace: YOU AIN’T BLAMING THIS ON ME FIRE BOY-

Ghosts: oh boy.

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[twistedwonderlandthoughts]

Trey: Yuu, is Malleus mad at me?

Yuu: why would you think that?

Trey: well, I just noticed that while I was baking some cakes for Heartsybul he was staring at me through the window. Unblinking, even when he noticed me his mouth twisted to a smile and said “ yes, you will do nicely”

Yuu:…

Trey: what does it mean?

Yuu: a great burden shall soon be placed upon you, and I’m not sure you can handle it.

Trey… what-

-“Door bursts open”-

Lilia: Helllooooo~* Malleus was just saying what a great baker Trey was, and I thought what better way to improve my baking skills, than from a professional!

Trey: oh god

Yuu: if it helps I think you were just a scapegoat?

Trey: no shit-

-Later-

Yuu: honey, that was really rude what you did to Trey

Malleus: I’m sorry my love, he was just something to keep Lilia occupied since he tried to enter the kitchen again, I’ll send some nice gemstones to make up for it.

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No spoilers for the playful land event, only reference to characters appearances

Leona: wow, what a place-

Gidel: 👋

Leona: wha- CHEKA WHAT ThE- oh. dude, you scared me,- man,

Gidel: 🤔

Leona: don’t-don’t worry about it man

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Yuu: umm, I hate to be the one to point this out, but why is Sebek huddled in a corner, and what is he petting?

Lilia: Oh~ there was a little mishap is science today, and instead of summoning a parakeet like the assignment said, Sebek summoned a baby crocodile 💖

Yuu: aww, what’s its name?

Sebek yelling from the corner: HIS NAME IS SIR CHARLES- DILES TO YOU!!!

[twistedwonderlandthoughts]

I’d like to imagine Yuu is just a stone cold bitch who likes to see their boyfriend angry sometimes, and when they talk it sometimes just sounds like an educated Victorian child is speaking to a robot

Yuu: I’ve lost Horton In a crowd. Good thing I know how to get him to teleport here.

Cater: wdym teleport??? I know his magic is on another level, but your boyfriend can teleport?

Yuu: yep. here it goes. VANILLA ICE CREAM IS OVERRATED!!!

Malleus coming out of who knows where: WHO DAre- oh. my darling. Why must you wound me like this.

Yuu: I wanted you attention.

Malleus: you could’ve done that without slandering the delicious iced cream we both enjoy.

Yuu: True, but sometimes your hot when your angry

Malleus: my love ~

Yuu: my love ~

Cater: alright, Imma head out-

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Masquerade event spoilers

Rollo: I will BURN this world to the ground!

With my FLAMES!!!

Yuu: which flavor?

Rollo: I- what?

Yuu: cherry, blue raspberry, or green apple.

Rollo: what the absolute fucketh are you talking about?

Yuu: the flavor or fire you’ll be using

Rollo: FLAVOR.of FIRE.?

Yuu: yeah, yours looks like cherry, idia’s looks like blue raspberry, so that obviously leaves Malleus as green apple. These are the only consistent fire magic colors I’ve seen here, and I just wanted to know if you fire boys could, y’know, pick the flavors when it comes out?

Rollo: you dare to compare me to that fae Scum, while also comparing this cursed magic to something as silly as SLuSHie flavors!

Yuu:… you didn’t answer my question tho-

Rollo:…. You’re fucking lucky I tolerate you.

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Spoilers for Nobel academy arc, and spoilers for book 6

After the trio read Rollos diary

Idia: oh man dude….

Malleus: this frame his actions in an entirely different light, not excusing any of them, but a new light nonetheless.

Azul:…..

Idia: Azul. Do you want to say something?

Azul: well… oh alright, haven’t we done something a lot like this before?

Idia: what do you mean fr fr.

Azul: this whole… situation, reminds me of a certain someone’s o-v-e-r-b-l-o-t

Malleus: This is ringing some bells now that you mention it, Shroud?

Idia: I!-i, I, fuck you but I get it. I’ve made some mistakes in the past that MIGHT mirror his, but, wait. hold up- did you think I couldn’t spell?

Azul: alright, good we clarified that, ONWARD!

Idia: AZUL DID YOU THINK I COULDN’T SPELL??!??!