Two Idiot Detectives

A pair of queer Idiots who love to make RPGs Banner by the talented @leona-florianova

[twoidiotdetectives]

Pin post time.

Two Idiot Detectives is a two person team who makes TTRPGS. We have one published currently and many in the works.

Our first published RPG is THE pENDulum AND the pIT: a pocket sized RPG about stopping the end of the world.

You can read more about it here and purchase a digital copy here.

And you can buy a physical copy here.

(Art and layout by Saga Mackenzie)

We are currently working on:

Mutants & Madfolk: a duet RPG about surviving in a post apocalyptic wasteland

(Art by @leona-florianova )

By Might or Mana: a dungeon crawling Rpg about delving into wells (and the dungeons underneath them) in search of precious drinking water.

Saloons and Spittoons: A wild west inspired RPG about monsters, bounties and finding ones place in the world.

[goldenasirpa]

Yall sleeping on this Sam L. Jackson interview about trump lmfao.

[soapaipillas]

It’s your uncle, Sam.

[luminouspica]

He was an activist before he became an actor. He was told to get out of town before he ended up dead as a young man, due to his activism.

This is just more of him being himself, which is as it should be.

[tazmanian-cigarette]

People really forgot that Sam Jackson was a Black Panther

[bloodbatty]

I reblogged this without saying anything earlier, but damn it’s so refreshing to see a celebrity that doesn’t feel the need to appeal to literal fascists.

[odyver]

alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.

we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

please rb for larger sample size!

Question 1/3

What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?

under 18, AI is a net positive

under 18, AI is a net negative

18-29, AI is a net positive

18-29, AI is a net negative

30-45, AI is a net positive

30-45, AI is a net negative

46-60, AI is a net positive

46-60, AI is a net negative

over 60, AI is a net postive

over 60, AI is a net negative

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

[odyver]

Question 2/3

How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?

Frequently (multiple times per month)

Often (multiple times per year)

Occasionally (a couple times per year)

Rarely (once every couple of years)

Never :(

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

[odyver]

Question 3/3

If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?

under 18, more inclined

under 18, less inclined

18-29, more inclined

18-29, less inclined

30-45, more inclined

30-45, less inclined

46-60, more inclined

46-60, less inclined

over 60, more inclined

over 60, less inclined

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!

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[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[optical-trapping]

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing I haven't gotten critiqued on yet but that I can see looming on the horizon, is that I really like to have main characters who are non-human and autistic-coded. and I've seen the conversations about how it's not actually all that validating to have "autistic rep" if the character in question is just an alien or a robot or whatever, and I actually do agree with that (for real!), but unfortunately I want to be a creature so so bad, I just really really want to be a creature. or like a little gnome or bug or something. so a good number of my autistic self inserts will just be awful fuck ass creatures and I apologize for that.

[pangur-and-grim]

wait that's so big-brained

[official-dad-blog]

Relevant

[gushism]

headache plate

[macguffinandco]

All ready to go at UK Games Expo, table 3A-165 this weekend!

[jonnywaistcoat]

The Bad Year is live!!!

So, me and Sash have been working on a little TTRPG project for a while - a collection of 52 (well, techincally 53) one-page Horror investigation adventures that go one-a-week for a whole year!

And the Kickstarter for it is now live!

It's legitmately really really cool and you can play it with any horror investigation TTRPG (including one that may rhyme with Conte Mook's Agnus Marchives RPG), so please do go check it out!

Oh, and if you want a closer look - check out the preview version!

[jonnywaistcoat]

[twoidiotdetectives]

Backed at the Residency tier baaaabyyy CANNOT WAIT TO PLAY!!!

[jonnywaistcoat]

The Bad Year is live!!!

So, me and Sash have been working on a little TTRPG project for a while - a collection of 52 (well, techincally 53) one-page Horror investigation adventures that go one-a-week for a whole year!

And the Kickstarter for it is now live!

It's legitmately really really cool and you can play it with any horror investigation TTRPG (including one that may rhyme with Conte Mook's Agnus Marchives RPG), so please do go check it out!

Oh, and if you want a closer look - check out the preview version!

[twoidiotdetectives]

Ahhhhhh have been waiting for this! Looks absolutely amazing and can't wait to see it funded

[tpwrtrmnky]

sitting down with your friend group to play a new run of multiplayer heavily modded skyrim and running the file very_modded_skyrim.exe, a file that does not, at any point, refer to any assets or code bundled with the original skyrim, while continuing to insist that you're playing skyrim and getting super defensive any time someone says skyrim isn't a multiplayer freeform mech anime roleplaying game

[tpwrtrmnky]

(this is a post about dungeons and dragons 5th edition)

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[kitsuneharmony]

one year into the marriage

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[leona-florianova]

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[leona-florianova]

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[mechanomorphic]

queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:

the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.

animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on

rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this

uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.

actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.

kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him

statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next

beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.

miss piggy hanging out with drag queens

related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it

pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."

janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"

rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"

actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"

[irisbleufic]

Swedish Chef neopronouns: bork/bork/bork

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.