doop

[miniangel]

[succubye01]

I didnt say a name..But you thought of someone,didnt you?? ♡

[twzzle]

[honeyscentedbitch]

me tonight avoiding all of my responsibilities

[wingbeifong]

me: *gets my check and is about to hit that ‘submit order’ on a cart full of clothes*

*beyoncé’s voice echoing in my head* she too smart to crave material things

me:

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

[nikolai-watson]

[machoboy69-deactivated20181218]

This will never not be funny

[mtvgirlcode]

the truth about promposals 

[skypestripper]

he luh dis fat ass

[mens-rights-activia]

[twzzle]

Me: *minding my own business*

Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!

Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

[domesticoctopi]

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

*blows a kiss at the sky* for Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary

[thebootydiaries]

[acoolsuggestion]

*At my future wedding*: “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband” Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate

[puregag]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

i think i saw her at starbucks reading erotic fiction

[powerjock]

this dog has terf bangs stop

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

this dog sells stolen artworks to Russian plutocrats 

[trapcard]

Edna Mode looks so different in The Incredibles 2 wow

[dogvines]