Sup

Just a 30-something year old female who figured it would be much easier to actually follow blogs instead of memorizing their URLs. I also absolutely adore any chicken or duck posts!

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: found footage

[cinnamnt]

bringing this one over from twitter

[ot3]

it's not the fact that groceries cost obscene amounts of money now that bothers me its the fact that groceries cost obscene amounts of money while actively going down in quantity and nutritional value, being less safe to eat, and without any of that money being used to increase the compensation for anyone whose labor makes stuff like Having Food In A Grocery Store possible. its just getting more expensive for the sake of telling us to go fuck ourselves because what are we gonna do about it? stop buying groceries?

[dreiidrie]

When she's not looking...

[sweetvinegar]

[spatialheather]

"i saw your name in the kudos list of the devil's sacrament"

[sage-nebula]

Okay, but what were YOU doing in the kudos list of the devil's sacrament? 👀

[depsidase]

[clearlightwired]

[beidak-art]

rate my chestnut man

[unpeeled-human]

felt compelled

[beidak-art]

[lordyunaa]

This is how it’s going

[depsidase]

[yournewapartment]

Screeching

[official-kircheis]

same energy

[absolutelybatty]

Horror movie fans are so funny because you'll bring up the biggest actor who's in 10,000 iconic roles, and they'll go, "Oh, the guy from Blood Burger 4: Keep Flipping." and that's the only thing on their filmography that they've seen.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

this passes peer review harder than anything has ever passed peer review in the history of peer review

[curlicuecal]

when my littlest brother was a toddler he was apparently under the impression that you could get meat out of an animal without killing it in the same way you could get milk or eggs.

he expressed this as "the farmer milks the cow and then he porks the pig"

[depsidase]

[grizzly-bear-official]

thank you WA state department of natural resources for not only providing valuable bear safety information, but also for providing valuable reaction pictures.

[lordoftablecloths]

my favorite video of all time ever

[rzdhc]

I need to know

Do you actually eat chicken nuggets with ketchup?

Yes and I prefer it!

Yes but I like other stuff more

ew no

I don't eat chicken nuggets / other (lmk pls???)

Voting ended onNov 13, 2024

growing up as a kid, I always thought it was weird lunchables gave ketchup with their box but I need to know if I'M the weird one

[sadclowncentral]

i paint. and because someone told me that another student wanted to get his portrait done i approached this man who i have barely exchanged two sentences before and said "i heard you want to get painted. i'll do it for 500"

and it took as two very confusing and exparating minutes of haggling about the price and outlining the logistics of said painting during which i said sentences like "you can be naked if you want but that would be extra" and "what do you mean why would you pay me. i do all the work?" while he got increasingly more flushed until i put my foot down and said "well if you want to be painted baroque style that's gonna cost some money" and he said "oh my god PAINTED. that makes a lot more sense."

turns out he misheard me and thought a stranger. a random person. came up to him in the middle of the lecture hall in front of god and everyone and loudly and confidently said "i heard you want get pegged." and then got mad at his refusal to pay half a grand for it. can you fucking imagine