idiot

19, mtf, shitposting since 1897™

[unclefather]

i love the size of birds

[thyrell]

me except with boobs

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[dynamohedron]

what the fuck is this thing.

[empathviv]

Ohhhh don't mind me... Ol' Turnip will tend the dust farm like he always has...

[el-lugar-bueno]

Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

[lichpresence-deactivated2020101]

[sexhaver]

owned

[hotvampireadjacent]

evicted

[triskeleaficionado]

Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:

Sundial.

Timepiece with the most moving parts:

Hourglass.

[retroactivebakeries]

#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth

[femgineerasolution]

[supergameboytwo]

You do like tumpet? 🎺! bwaaa!

[supergameboytwo]

instrumence

[calamitys-child]

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

[calamitys-child]

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

[calamitys-child]

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

[pallidprincess]

new weed idea

[pallidprincess]

[mothsbythelamplight]

Visit Original Link

[kyleblackpaw]

That is some looney tunes shit right there

[tired-piner]

“Nobody wants to work these days” Bro I’ve applied to so many cashier jobs and I’ve either been rejected or ghosted. They don’t want my ass for some reason.

[angelicguy]

owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.

[pezpenser205]

the tags on this post are absolutely rancid. good work everyone

[naggingatlas]

[naggingatlas]

low poly sims 4 frog chuffing back a fat log monday

[morvay]

blood covered hyena pup looking back with huge eyes is my new favorite reaction image

[morvay]

I look like this

[lanayruroad]

this is me btw. if you even care

[txttletale]

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

[txttletale]

computer activate Useful Mode

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[norvicensiandoran]

[siberiannette-deactivated202301]

“source?” i can feel it in me bones

[crabanarchy]

you can’t use a portal gun to have sex with your own butt because every time you thrust your butt would get further away. You’d be like tantalus in the garden

[buy-these-potions]