sparkly spit

no good deed goes unpunished

[whimsicalfairytales]

[effyvescent-deactivated20220508]

I love how 99% of Criminal Minds profiles start with "we believe we're looking for a white male"

[primadouche]

[uglymeatloaf]

Follow my friend as she navigates the TEFL life!!!

@apearlinchina My dear friend, Pearl, will be living in China for the next few years. She's an English teacher, navigating her new adventure in a foreign country. She just started her blog, so you can follow her from the beginning!

[zennou]

[babyanimalgifs]

[youreabitweird]

this is so pure

[nokiabae]

i really love oversized clothing that distorts your silhouette. I love being formless

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL

[with-practice]

HIS FACE. HER FACE.

[cocaineteas]

He dead.

[weloveshortvideos]

when someone tells you to get over it

[bassettwonderland]

im laughing so much

[saprosappho]

so in one of my classes we were making moodboards, just pieces of paper with magazine cutouts that represent us pasted all over them and this guy i’ve never talked to leans over and he’s like ‘you’re gay, right’ and i’m like ‘…sort of?’ and he silently handed me a cutout of ellen degeneres and went back to his work

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

The only real ally

[princetonsplainsboro]

[rickieedd]

Barbie Vlog #9

[thatsthat24]

PREACH BARBIE

[grantaireandeponine-deactivated]

I’d never thought id be that much inspired by barbie

[toocooltobehipster]

dog escapes cage, then releases other dogs at dog kennel [video]

[patrickat]

It took 15 years but finally we know who let the dogs out.

[naamahdarling]

It was the dogs. It was the dogs all along.

[giuliwrites-deactivated20170503]

JOIN ME MY COMRADES

THROW OFF THE SHACKLES OF YOUR OPPRESSION AND BE FREE

[relentlessly-ace-deactivated201]

RELENTLESSLY GAY

[frostbackcat-deactivated2021031]

I have goals for when I get a yard.

[tetraghost]

i wish birds brought ME presents

[baelgrave]

No, but think about this.

The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

[kedreeva]

It’s actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave ‘payment’ behind for the food.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?

One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera’s lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.

Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.

[baelgrave]

I could not have asked for more