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#Pro Severus snape

I am a multipshipper and am not Maurader fan friendly. Both sides have their faults, I just support Sev's side more.

If you do not like my views/opinions/blogs, block me.

I do not stand for throwing hate against my person, I am just speaking facts (most of the time). I include evidence in my posts, read it. I throw hate at characters because newflashs they're drawing, pixels and imaginations. They're not real, you can hate the character but not on my account bring that shit somewhere else. Whatever I say honestly it's not that serious.

This blog is for myself, whatever I want to talk about I will talk about.

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Been looking through my past likes because tumblr has the see oldest likes function now and saw Mauraders x reader and now I HATE all of them with a passion but I just got the devious idea to replace all the reader with Severus. I'm gonna have so much fun

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If Severus was a design professor in the muggle world and Hogwarts was a fashion school.

Delaney was pansy Parkinson. Rosco was Blaise Zabini and Gabby is either Harry or Hermione I can't decide. And if you guys are wondering where draco is, he is back in the school calling his dad to file a police report AND lawsuit against who, idk? The dean is just Dumbledore cause he would say those things.

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I don't know who's nerdy enough to know this but. I want an AU where Dr doofenschmirtz from Phineas and Ferb show, Mr Drako from Milo Murphy's law cartoon and Severus Snape from harry Potter just meet up in front of the whole school and happy and friends with each other. I mean it really works out both Severus and Mr Drako are teachers and they both have a running gag of being vampires. Doofenschmirtz and Severus are both science-y experimental people. Like I feel like it just works and maybe Severus was taught under doofenschmirtz's in private or just plain old pals. I think it would be so funny if both were invited to the Triwizard tournament or in 8th year and the students saw Severus being friendly and smiley (they be like "not a sarcastic smirk?! What's going on!" ) to literal strangers. It would be so funny because barty was still polyjuiced as moody so he'll see Severus being friendly to non death eaters but not light wizards either so he's so confused.

And if anyone is going to be talking about the statue of secrecy, all 3 worlds have some form of magic or unrealistic portrayal of science so I don't want to hear it. You think Milo could have gotten away with so many natural accidents without being dead, he would need a lot of luck and a little bit of magic like come on and Phineas and Ferb literally had a secret agent pet I mean even Hedwig could only send messages to and fro.

I think it would be so cute honestly. Really would love this crossover fic/comic/headcanon but I don't know anyone to discuss this with. Also a good opportunity to show that Severus could have had friends but the book is in Potter's pov so we never got to see it. And also a good chance to show that Severus doesn't only have McGonagall as a friend because I can't imagine her seeing her students from HER house that SHE'S in-charge of literally torment him day in and day out and him just becoming a teacher and sweeping it all under the rug, honestly I'm a little uncomfy with that friendship but it's whatevs, all this is make believe anyway

This is how they look btw

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Totally forgot i had this wip. But i finished it so BEHOLD !

Also hi im still alive. Totally not gone for month because school is grazy

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Honestly the second time Severus should have just cut his ass with a cutting spell (ahem* sectumsempra* ahem) how am I going to work my ass off making an expensive potion exclusively for you to make sure you keep your mind and conscience while being a literal human eating predator in a school full of children and you're just going to forget to drink it? Are you stupid? Are the lights on and no one's home? Wtf?!

Like y'all can defend lupin all you want but I'm always going to defend Severus for ratting him out. If you're so irresponsible about your own well-being to the point of putting other people's child in danger, you shouldn't be teaching no matter how qualified and "kind" you are. Everyone wants to create "what if" scenarios for Severus so here are some of mine for Lupin. What if black wasn't there that night to distract lupin with his dog form? What if Severus wasn't there to protect and defend the children and had just left them there to fend for themselves against a werewolf that could've infected them with a life-long debilitating disease or worse mauled them to death? What if Lupin actually got into the castle, what then? No matter how powerful some spells are, are the professors going to be fast enough to cast them on the wolf and tranquilize it before it gets to the children? What if the Mauraders had registered, would it have been easier to catch pettigrew?

Like fr LOCK IN old bummy bich

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The concept of abandoning your much younger, pregnant wife to go chase mysteries with a bunch of teenagers because you're too scared to step up as a father...

Oh Remus Lupin, ill never take my foot off ur neck

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My version

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How every snirius fic SHOULD start.

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I am officially calling it that Severus' middle name is Sebastian not tobias. I don't care I don't want him to be haunted by his childhood abuse from his peers by staying in the very school and system that exacted that abuse and have to carry the burden of having his abusive father's name. And also S.S.S is better. Plus Severus has no official middle name so honestly it's headcanon and fanon.

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I hate how people are saying that black stayed in grimmauld (idc how to spell it) place because it would have been a danger if he was spotted and he really wanted to be a part of the war effort but couldn't. The ONE time your fav went out to fight in the actual war, he died. If he had just stayed put, he could've had the responsibility of taking care of potter like a guardian but no he's just so stupid and useless the one time he went out to fight like he wanted to, he got booked by his own cousin no less. Mind you they both were in Azkaban for long periods of time, so they were both out of practice but Bellatrix still held her own.

On that note, never compare any of the Mauraders to Severus, they are nothing compared to him your favs have a collective dialogue of one chapter. Severus had a whole BOOK named after him. The whole book revolved around him. Severus could've been an animagus, but the Mauraders could never have the creativity and dedication to make new spells and improve potions. None.

[jasontoddliker]

Can we stop associating spiderman with James Potter?

Whenever I see colleges/ edits of James, Spiderman is always there. Mf Peter Parker would dislike James guts, if anything he is more similar to Snape both are intelligent, have traumatic childhoods, are haunted by guilt etc etc. Peter is a working class hero pls don’t associate him with a rich prick

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I'm finally back on the right side of my fyp

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Just saw a post where The draco Malfoy was hating on Severus Snape after war. So basically they were naming their kids and when harry (drarry) suggested Albus Severus he was like "hell no you're naming him after a man that raised you for slaughter and a stalker man that bullied you for 7 years. We'll be naming him Remus Arthur, two men that actually cared for you like a son". What the fuck is wrong the mfandom, if draco were to hate on anyone Remus and Arthur are the first f*caking ones. You think a spoilt rich kid that believed in supremacy is going to believe in werewolf rights and didn't draco literally spend most of his time shit-talking the weaselys for their poverty. Malfoy was literally the one to make the "Potter stinks" badge and if potter didn't care for him, it would have been considered bullying cos public humiliation.

If Draco were to actively defend anyone, it is going to be Severus Snape. Hell, even after the war Malfoy and potter might be civil but if anything those two were going to bond over Severus, not by shit-talking him but reminiscing on him.

Why tf that shit was on my fyp, I will never know. But this shit has been acting up lately showing me wolfstar and jily shit, I swear I was hella close to just deleting the whole app

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Figure skater! Severus Snape trained by eteri tutberidze (I think just a VERY tough love coach but like hot and cold) will always be one of my favorite AU. But non-muggle. So his body keeps bounces back better than his teammates causing him to last longer to like 23/24. He is so pressurized to win, he becomes the Olympic favourite, breaking world records left and right.

I imagine he transferred to Durmstrang in 5th yr after SWM by scholarship. Legit went all in on potions, dark arts, spell crafting and figure skating. Made friends in Durmstrang that actually support him and try (emphasis try) to get him to be healthier but with the standards that are needed in figure skating, it was always going to be a futile effort.

Came back to England at 40 as an order of Merlin recipient.

It's like a rags to riches story but he is still a bit tragic in a way. With him not outgrowing the abuse from parents, peers and tutors.

Also idk much about figure skating, I just love the sport I genuinely think it is very beautiful. The pressure the athletes are under is unimaginable.

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btw "sprout son, antennae father" from that one post of yours has not left my head since I first saw it a couple days ago

Rrghrrhggr

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I feel like I always need to see this art at least once a day. It's so cute but Sev please put him down, he might get brain damage if you keep doing that to him

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I feel like when Sev gets into an argument, his eyes would widen marginally and he would start staring down his opponent up and down. Plus his eyes would catch a glint that makes him look a bit unhinged.

I feel this would happen most with Black, relationship or not. He becomes a bit demented when he has to interact with him on an aggressive scale. But this is only when he is in a really bad mood or not in control. If he's like unbothered by the argument, he wouldn't widen his eyes in fact they would stay dull with boredom.

I just really like the imagery of Sev's eyes, I typically see them as midnight dark and kinda endless in a way.

This is also a bit of a projection because I've been told I widen my eyes a bit when someone scolds me or when I get into an argument.

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The funniest thing about Snape haters is that they spend their lives using the argument of how awful he was to Harry, when Harry James Potter is the actual fucking founding partner and number-one fanboy of that man’s fan club lmao

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Snape Lives AU with Harry camping outside Spinner's End to catch a glimpse of Severus through the windows posting on twt like "he is so sweet drinking his tea on a green mug 🥺 (it's HIS color, no one else can use it)" like a deranged sasaeng

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Ginny: how many times have you written to Snape without getting a single fucking reply?

Harry: Yes

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Yknow what that reminds me of?

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Omg yes yes. This is the best! Okay also but like imagine:

Draco Lucius Malfoy using his own privilige (he half-begged, half-guilt tripped Severus for an hour to let him see him through the Fireplace) to floo into Spinner's end.

Then posting his selfies inside Spinner's end with Severus in the background on twitter and tagging Harry James Potter with a caption "Having an afternoon cuppa with Headmaster Snape #blessed", because he is that petty 😂😂

And Harry who is camping outside of Spinner's end is fuming now and they have full-blown twitter war with each other, but both are Snape fanboys and when someone hates on Snape in the comment section, they both tag-team to bully them 😂😂😂

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“If Voldemort had went after Neville and not Harry, Snape would have remained a DE!”

You know what, he should have done that regardless of who Voldemort went after! Like imagine spending the rest of your life protecting a brat that didn’t like you and constantly put himself in danger…then DYING because of it…couldnt be me 😩🍷

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THIS ?? my bitter ass could never

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https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSuqAxbS9/

I'm sorry, didn't he leave his pregnant age gap wife to fight a war with 3 teenagers? No heads up too. Honestly this made me laugh so I guess thank you?