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Nathan | 27 | She/They 🏳️‍⚧️

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[shocked--kwarrtz]

Yeah it’s called a 9-to-5

[nem23]

[memorycycle]

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

[eccebitch]

[urie]

[itmeansalot]

I hate the king and I hate the thief and I'm glad they die constantly in Mobile ads

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[dykeferatu]

pluto (the celestial body) told me that it’s actually kind of upsetting how much you guys insist on her being a planet. she says it feels like you don’t like her for who she is and you’d prefer an imagined version of her instead. what’s so terrible about being a dwarf planet, she asked me. does she have to be a “real” planet to be worthy of love?

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

correct.

[chaospikes]

Teto's new job

[mrsterlingeverything]

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend

[mousemilf]

Let's get friday afternoon pregnant with saturday morning

[irondive]

[zurin]

[lordeboy]

[daftpatience]

perfect snowman

[louisegluckpdf]

no one has ever survived having a crush. scientists don’t believe it can be done