What am I still doing here

Anna | Polish | 27 | ♋ | F

[o-kurwa]

[silly-jellyghoty]

This is the kind of comedy i want to see on my dash more

[mhtyr]

"sorry English is not my first language" I say. As if I make any sense in my first language

[plaidos]

i have a lesbian friend called Maggie who claims to be stupid but has given me some of the most powerful advice ive ever received, information that only a lesbian could deliver

[plaidos]

she used to work for a gay club where her job would be to carry around a tray of shots (she’s like pretty short and had one (1) extremely buff arm because of this bc she had to hold the tray real high above her head when going thru crowds) and she found that obviously she’d get tipped better if she dressed sexy, so she’d come to work in just lingerie and bunny ears, and i was like “damn i could never” and i asked her how she had the body confidence to do it

her answer was “oh i don’t i’m just dumb” and honestly? that’s the best piece of advice i’ve ever been given, period.

[plaidos]

she told me that a good sport/hobby for depressed lesbians to take up is martial arts, because not only does it give you a reason to get out the house and socialise more, but because it gives you a good way to get more control over your body in more ways than one

not only does it prepare you for a potential time in later your life where you might need to defend yourself against non-consensual touching (be it sexual or otherwise) but it gives you a way to platonically, professionally and most importantly consensually be touched and touched other people in a semi-public, friendly environment, and she told me it’s really important that lesbians do that because we can get so caught up in our heads about being touched & not being touched. it also works as an environment where you can always say “stop” and you know they will - because that’s the point

Maggie is wise beyond her years

[plaidos]

i was once discussing the big spoon/little spoon with a friend and she interupted us and gave the most definitive answer i’ve ever heard; the wisest addition to Big Spoon/Little Spoon discourse anybody could have, something i still think about every day.

she said “middle spoon” and for the first time in my life it DAWNED ON ME you could do BOTH at ONCE

anyway hats off to Maggie she’s one of my favourite people in the world

[zetaglobin]

My girlfriend is a “dumb” (actually very wise) lesbian named Maggie and I thought “oh wow what a funny coincidence.” But the more I read the more I realized no, the Maggie in question here is /actually/ my girlfriend (there are only so many lesbian Maggies that used to work as club bunny girls after all). Anyway yes hats off to Maggie. One time when I was mad at myself for something stupid I did she said “well if you’re upset it means that you really care about it, and isn’t it lovely that you have the capacity to care so deeply?” She is wise beyond her years.

[astraskylark]

We stan one buff arm bunny ear sage wisdom giving Maggie

[funny-tik-toks]

[cool-beans-central]

Trying to keep up with this made me feel like English wasn’t my native language

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

English isn’t my native language and this felt like I was having a stroke

[peachysuggest]

there are people in this world you haven’t even met yet who are going to love you so much, so please just hold on because the people who are right for you will find you

[vanessacarlysle]

When I was scared, I would imagine myself building a big wall all around me made of the strongest bricks in the whole world. And when I got scared, I would imagine myself putting another one on, one after the other, until that wall was so thick and so strong, I knew I’d be safe in there forever.

[quxxn-of-disastxr]

just wanna.. slow dance in the kitchen with the girl of my dreams

[lesbiandomesticity]

you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

[pinkdolphin12]

op are you okay

[lesbiandomesticity]

yes im married to her now

[taraljc]

this is the kind of quality content I expect from the internet

[natalias-pierogi]

I miss the times Poland was known from vodka and pierogi and not, ya know, homophobia and pushing against laws protecting victims of domestic abuse 

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[elethart]

Is there anything better in this life than girls dressed in men’s clothes? 

[elethart]

Is there anything better in this life than girls dressed in men’s clothes? 

[elethart]

Is there anything better in this life than girls dressed in men’s clothes? 

[staticevent]

i love it

[catchymemes]

[meteora-fc]

me scrolling through my own blog looking at content specifically geared towards me and my tastes bc it's my blog