I like dragons.

~

[ultimate-milk-sandwich]

How does MacCaig's use of structure and word choice demonstrate his critique of the priest, and indeed the church? (3)

No

[ultimate-milk-sandwich]

Back on tumblr I see - Sexy super sassy Deer

It's been so long I can't find anything, but I've given myself half an hour before I delete it again

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s not a doorbell, it’s a Dog Panic Button.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We say “hair” when referring to lots of it, but we say “hairs” when referring to a few.

[gaysquaredwrites]

Dragonslayers as Reptiles

I fuckin love lizards bitch

Natsu: Bearded Dragon (red morphology)

Gajeel: Gila Monster

Wendy: Tokay Gecko

Laxus: Common Snapping Turtle

Sting: Greater Earless Lizard

Rogue: Black Pearl Gecko (They’re nocturnal ;))

Cobra/Erik: Indigo Snake (partially based off of Cubellios; they’re immune to rattlesnake venom!)

Acnologia: Komodo Dragon

God Serena: Ring-necked Snake

[xbrokenxdollsx]

Oh my God, this is all I’ve ever wanted.

[prozdvoices]

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Original post by doublechunkurapikahoy

[listenforthesteel-deactivated20]

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

[paigeflip]

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

[skullshivers]

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

[morenamagia]

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

[gailsimone]

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

[kingfisherfaker-deactivated2014]

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

[coughedfeathers]

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

[chipthepunk-deactivated20200405]

BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.

[studyblrco]

I know I run a studyblr, but I do not care

[bluerainst0rm]

BOOST THIS THING. and man fuck those guys who poison our pets.

[ladydraconian9]

BOOOOOOOOOOOST

[xxxozzyfozzyxxx-deactivated2018]

BOOST

[virussina-deactivated20170927]

HHHHHH SIGNAL BOOST!

[snargicus]

BOOST!? LIKE THIS SHIT IS FUCKING IMPORTANT!?

[occulthorror-remade]

I WILL REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I SWEAR THIS IS IMPORTANT 

[holychocolateicetea-deactivated]

B O O S T ! ! !

[olifere]

PLEASE REBLOG

[natekashiri-exe]

SIGNAL BOOSTING TO HELL AND BACK

[youraveragemushroom]

Not so sure about the alcohol thing but still gonna signal boost this. Probably should take your pet to the vet immediately, rather than risking alcohol….?

[tchaikovskyyy-deactivated201408]

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

[live-love-laurens]

“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”

[brandybottle-fox]

“Unalienable!” “Inalienable!”

[acquaintedwithrask]

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

[zadca]

“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”

[aalbons]

“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!” “WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”

[backwards-into-hell]

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

[jinglewubwubwubwub]

“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”

[kabukiaku]

ladyhistory

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

This is a thing of beauty.

[usnavis-hat-deactivated20170702]

I-I found it???? The post???? The post™

[historicalmenandotherdumbshit-d]

“OH MY GOD FRNKLIN SIGNED ON WITH ANOTHER NEW ACCOUNT!”

“Is THAT who just keeps typing pussy?”

“can we just let Thomas finish this?”

[slutshame-alexanderhamilton]

“JOHN ADAMS STOP LETTING SAMUEL EDIT THIS WHEN HE’S DRUNK ALL HE DOES IS WRITE SUCK IT ENGLAND. IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARAGRAPH!”

[suspiciousgay]

yEE??

[cosmoconscious]

1. had sex: $10.00   2. smoked: $3.00 3. got drunk: $7.00 4. went skinny dipping: $5.00 5. kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00 6. kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00 7. cheated on a test: $2.00 8. fell asleep in class $0.50 9. been expelled: $5.00 10. been in a fist fight: $10.00 11. given oral: $10.00 12. got oral: $10.00 13. prank called the cops: $3.00 14. stole something: $2.00 15. done drugs: $5.00 16. dyed your hair: $0.50 17. done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00 18. went out with someone over 18 (if your under 18): $4.00 19. ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50 20. cried yourself to sleep: $1.00 21. said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00 22. been in love: $4.00 23. got caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing: $1.00 24. went streaking: $4.00 25. got arrested: $5.00 26. made out with someone: $2.00 27. peed in the pool: $0.50 28. played spin the bottle: $1.00 29. done something you regret: $3.00

add up the things you’ve done and put the total in the tags.

[cherrieeees]

(via narutoxotaku, she-is-long-gone-deactivated201)

[dajjalismypal]

$8.50 lmao

[lez0mbie]

$27

[ultimate-milk-sandwich]

$78.50

$12.50 that’s enough for a McDonald’s meal

14.50

That’s changed

£43.50….oh

£11.50 @ultimate-milk-sandwich how tf did you get so much?! Oh waaait… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shhhhuussh

[cosmoconscious]

1. had sex: $10.00   2. smoked: $3.00 3. got drunk: $7.00 4. went skinny dipping: $5.00 5. kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00 6. kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00 7. cheated on a test: $2.00 8. fell asleep in class $0.50 9. been expelled: $5.00 10. been in a fist fight: $10.00 11. given oral: $10.00 12. got oral: $10.00 13. prank called the cops: $3.00 14. stole something: $2.00 15. done drugs: $5.00 16. dyed your hair: $0.50 17. done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00 18. went out with someone over 18 (if your under 18): $4.00 19. ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50 20. cried yourself to sleep: $1.00 21. said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00 22. been in love: $4.00 23. got caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing: $1.00 24. went streaking: $4.00 25. got arrested: $5.00 26. made out with someone: $2.00 27. peed in the pool: $0.50 28. played spin the bottle: $1.00 29. done something you regret: $3.00

add up the things you’ve done and put the total in the tags.

[cherrieeees]

(via youraveragemushroom, she-is-long-gone-deactivated201)

[dajjalismypal]

$8.50 lmao

[lez0mbie]

$27

[ultimate-milk-sandwich]

$78.50

$12.50 that’s enough for a McDonald’s meal

14.50

That’s changed

£43.50....oh

[tattsunsan]

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ENTRANCE EXAMS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ORAL PRESENTATIONS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR GIANT ESSAYS

GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK

d(^u^)b

[transdekus-moved-blog]

^ AND GOOD LUCK ON YOUR AP EXAMS

[peridotsalien]

AND GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL PROJECTS

[tattsunsan]

AND GOOD LUCK ON YOUR INTERVIEWS AND REGISTERING FOR CLASSES

[drownininari]

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR JOB INTERVIEWS

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[weloveshortvideos]

[stubborndodecahedron]

unmute this. it’s pure joy.

[sophiesuffocate]

Cats in a nut shell.

[kauvvauk]

Captions:

Human: Hey, how about a candy? Cat: [sniffs disdainfully] Human: No? How about the wrapper? Cat: [chews wrapper, making it crackle]

[siranea]

edwards been braiding since the womb

[failnation]

A true scientist

[occhiolysm-art]

all i have’s my honor, a tolerance for pain, a couple of college credits and my top-notch brain

[jigglypuffsvevo]