chronically online

[horrorofthebeast]

[hungwy]

there are so many funny posts in this world i want them all on my blog like stamps in a passport. look atthe funny things ive seen. its awesome

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[anarcho-gamerist]

It’s from Life Is Strange

[noneedtofearorhope]

so there is a whole video game about peeing?

[cryptotheism]

Sometimes I get wizard high and pray to god that he doesn't take away the beauty of the world.

You are our last line of defense. If you don't get high and pray it all falls apart.

[trainthief]

imagine thinking you can just call people a slur

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

[faustique]

not photogenic but i probably look sooo good as a distant memory

[2othcentury]

Pride, Greenwich Village, June 1986

[targetedknowledge]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

it’s going to be okay but it is also going to be different

[ouppygirlpaws]

🦠 #my crobe

[dragonroar87]

legendary dashboard pull

[aletheyass]

washing machine time to human time converter online

[aflo]

wife found out how much i spend on money

[psychodon525]

8 hours a day

[aflo]

[synnthamonsugar]

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

[sakura-rose12]

So I had a funny dream the other night.

It involved a very gay witch.

[tlirsgender]

I hate when I see a video of a disabled person doing some cool shit & then I scroll down and the caption and all the comments are inspiration porny about it. Why are you crying. I saw a dude fucking shredding on a skateboard while also in a wheelchair and I just thought "yooooo that's sick lmao I didn't know you could do that" and the ableds are talking about how pointless their lives are compared to the skateboard shredding wheelchair guy

[tlirsgender]

That's the other weird thing about inspiration porn besides the ableism like it doesn't even make them feel good it's just guilt tripping or something. Deeply christian phenomenon. "This guy lost use of both of his legs and he's still skateboarding, what's stopping you from making your existence worth anything?" What the fuck are you talking about on any level

[onlinebeast]

Jesus Christ! You need to collect 10 of me for your stupid fucking quest! Lol