what the FUCK is a title

angler/bear/eerie/exe (they/he/xe/ve)

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

join tumblr

[mylittleplaylist]

Applejack // The Downward Spiral, Nine Inch Nails

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[superchat]

[irondive]

this keto shit easy

[grendel-menz]

I hope you know that it’s always this

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[bunquet]

hi ! i'm trying to save up to hit some goals of mine. i struggle with money and are unable to find work. i'm trying to save up to eventually leave my household and live on my own , as i currently live in an abusive household. my current goal is 300 , and it will increase once i hit it !! i'm open to many types of commissions , and my art examples are above. if you're interested at all , please reach out to me here or via any of the links provided !! i also have adopts for sale and character resales which you can find : here if you're unable to purchase anything or not interested , please consider helping me out by sharing this around !! anything and everything is appreciated. thank you very much !! this is my first ever tumblr post so bare with me if its a little weird ^^; [ MY TOYHOUSE , MY DISCORD ]

[trashyeggroll]

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[goodposts]

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[coolyo294]

Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown st paul. For those who are interested

[transmechanicus]

Is this still available?

[shapeoftheday]

restless spirits

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[vulkiri]

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