Adulting is Hard (but Memes and Dark Humor Help)

Lydia. 27. Bi AF. Writer. Loves doggos, kitties, hugs, wine and laughter. This is just a giant concoction of chaos. Not even sorry about it. 

[umthisisawkward]

The way I feel I could probably goad Jacob Seed into making a plank til failure video 😭😬🤭

[peggiepratt]

In case anyone wanted to put Jacob Seed in a jar and shake him

[pentapoda]

Every time someone comments on my old fic, i feel like I'm an old actor getting paid residuals. Appreciate you, old-fic-commenters. Key source of emotional income, tbh.

[umthisisawkward]

Chapters: 11/? Fandom: Far Cry 5 Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jacob Seed/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Jacob Seed, John Seed, Joseph Seed, Faith Seed, Staci Pratt, Rachel Jessop, Joey Hudson, Eli Palmer Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - No Cult, Professor Jacob Seed, Teacher-Student Relationship, Masturbation, Dirty Talk, yearning on both sides lol, Penis In Vagina Sex, no beta and honestly I'm just having fun with this one so I'm sorry if there are errors lol. Summary:

Kaitlyn Rook waited for her senior year in college to take her last gen ed class, thinking it would be easy. What could possibly be so difficult about Psych 101? Turns out, Kaitlyn got more than she bargained for when she signed up for Professor Seed's class. Notoriously tough as a teacher, she worries how she's going to pass his class. It also doesn't help that she has a slight, barely there, totally not annoying at all crush on him.

[liberalsarecool]

What are the odds?

[chimboliosis]

[umthisisawkward]

I got tagged by @miss-jennifer-cormier and I do not have any other mutuals on here that I'm friendly with but I'm posting this anyway 🤣

rules: without naming them, post a gif from ten of your favorite films and then tag ten people to do the same.

[rosethornewrites]

I live in Chicagoland and have family friends who are brown and undocumented. It’s not good here.

[rosethornewrites]

I want to specify that the US government ICE agents rapelled from Blackhawk helicopters to take over an apartment building, breaking open apartment doors in the middle of the night to drag barely-clad residents from their homes and detain everyone in UHaul trucks with the children zip-tied to each other. Regardless of citizenship.

There was too much traffic today, and an ICE agent deployed a tear gas canister in traffic in response.

This is not normal.

[theplaguebeast]

From the very bottom of my heart: what the ACTUAL FUCK

[rosethornewrites]

It’s not even near me yet, but where I live there’s lots of brown folks so they’ll come.

This is surreal. We’re being attacked by the United States.

[bisexualbaker]

"ICE Agents Rappel From Black Hawk Helicopters Into Chicago for Major Raid" - MSN, published October 1st, 2025

[rosethornewrites]

Most mainstream media is barely covering it.

[bisexualbaker]

I genuinely wish I were surprised by that.

[tochira]

Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated'

The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosi

Spread this far and wide - there's no paywall.

[vaspider]

I am genuinely convinced that in the final accounting of that, we will find someone in ICE in cahoots with building ownership so the building's owners could sell or jack up rents, bc of one of the last paragraphs in that article. I've been thinking about that for like 2 days.

[centauressalison]

I saw a video by underthedesknews that basically was saying the same thing, that they were using it as a way to empty out buildings of low-rent tenants and resell them later as luxury apartments.

[vaspider]

I hate how fucking obvious it is, we're all like, "yep, that's definitely happening."

[umthisisawkward]

RIP John Seed, you would’ve loved CANCELLED! by Taylor Swift 😭

[senatortedcruz]

There has not been a single day in 2025 that I have not felt weird and bad in some capacity.

[pharahsgf]

taylor swift's new album includes the lyric "did you girlboss too close to the sun" and rolling stone gave it a 5/5. post your bad art

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

[noodletoodledoodles]

Same energy

[farcryedits]

⚠️ Flash warning!

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Just a man who enjoys his job 🥰

[only-you-and-you-alone]

Jacob Seed memes because Mountain Man deserves some love💞

[peggiepratt]

[acourtoffandomsandfics]

yeaaaah :(

[liberalsarecool]

The cruelty of racist white men.

[wolf840]

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

[tiredspacedragon]

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

[sunny-like-the-weather]

@i-add-sources

[i-add-sources]

Did Elon Musk Say He Would End World Hunger?

Musk's decision to buy Twitter is unrelated to any philanthropic efforts.

UN to Elon Musk: Here’s that $6 billion plan to fight world hunger | CNN Business

The director of the United Nations’ World Food Programme laid out a plan to spend $6.6 billion to combat world hunger — a direct response to

It was the UN, not UNICEF, but otherwise he did tweet that and they did make a plan that he then ignored.