[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[dragon-in-spirit]

@teaboot ?

[teaboot]

☹️

[littedemon]

@derinthescarletpescatarian ?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Ask the cookie clicker guy

[mugknife]

For block list maybe

Uh @thebibliosphere is a best selling author think that counts?

[thebibliosphere]

Over my undead body.

[haydenthewitch]

"the gang's all here" ass post except none of you want to be here XD

[the-haiku-bot]

“the gang’s all here” ass

post except none of you want

to be here XD

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jacketslutjayse]

There it fucking is!

That's the answer all along!

Haiku bot celeb

[jeypawlik]

Sketchbook Shoutouts - 78

Shoutout Requests from the Private Collector gang on Patreon, I had a grand ol’ time drawing some fanart for indie projects (Go buy In Stars and Time) (Go read Exorcism Academy 🔞), and as always some really wonderful Jigen/Zeni. I’m very happy to be known as the Jigzeni artist! If you’re interested in a doodle like this, the beginning of the month is the best time to sign up! You’ll also get access to my entire archive of either SFW ($5) or NSFW ($10) art, comics, and over 100 sketchbook PDFS?! Wow! [ID: Four black and white traditional illustrations on one image. “Shoutout request for TLC” of Siffrin and Isabeau from In Stars and Time laying down in a field laughing together. “Shoutout for Riddler76” of Zenigata gently brushing Jigen’s cheek and Jigen looking surprised with a severe blush on his face. “Shoutout for Asmo” of their characters from their webcomic Exorcism Academy posing like they’re getting their photo taken. “Shoutout for Peggy” of Jigen and Zenigata kissing sweetly and gently. /end]

[adhd-alien]

Why can I only get myself to work 2 days before deadline?? 😭 Part 2 & Poster version http://adhd-alien.com Why am I a Fish? I don't know but I'm live right now http://twitch.tv/adhd_alien/

[pinketine]

When the topic becomes about racism between children you very quickly realise children of colour aren't seen as children but as some other thing that should just take the abuse and then forgive the Real White Children because they didn't know better. They don't understand it but children of colour can and will very early in their youth.

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[great-and-small]

A pair of coyotes at the zoo throwing an absolute temper tantrum at the animals in the next enclosure being fed before them.

[dailymanners]

"Men should put the seat down when they're done peeing so that I don't fall into the toilet when I sit down to pee"

"Actually women should be putting the seat back up when they're done peeing as a courtesy so that I don't have to touch it and put the seat up before I pee"

Actually, both the seat AND lid should be down when no one is actively using the toilet, because this prevents things from accidentally falling into / accidentally being dropped into the toilet. Also having the lid down when you're flushing is important because it prevents the toilet from spraying out bacteria.

[redwooding]

It's called "toilet plume" or "fecal plume." Here's a video of it.

[simzart]

[michaelnordeman]

Hare’s-tail Cottongrass/tuvull. Värmland, Sweden (5 June 2016).

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/

[nicky999doors]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

a lil tomato soup made from roast tomato, onion, garlic and bell pepper with a lil grill ches. regular marble cheddar, some farmers market truffle cheddar, and a lil pickle for the filling. bread is a sourdough pullman's loaf recipe of my own design

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

man it is SO funny that everyone's still cycling this post considering that the meal poisoned the shit out of me

turns out the bread i baked there had started to mold, the cheddar cheese had started to mold, and the chicken stock I used for the soup's best before date was over a year ago. I found all of this out a day or so later and I'm now still dealing with the gastroenteritis symptoms

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

everyone in here would have gotten poisoned if I'd brought this to the potluck, good to know

[thesweetiepienovels]

“No one is coming to save you.” I disagree ! I believe many people made up of many small moments come to save pieces of you , even if just briefly. The mentor who believed in you . The friend who said they’re proud of you. The family member that makes you laugh . The random person who held the door for you out of nothing but kindness. The teacher who took extra time to help you understand. The person who smiled at you when you walked into a store. The little kid who looks up to you. The person who randomly complimented you. Being “saved” isn’t about being whisked away and all your hardships gone, it’s about the people and things that remind you life is not all hardships, it is kindness, love, gentleness, softness, care, thoughtfulness. It is many moments made up of your lifetime that keeps you going and showing you the world is still beautiful, and will always be. Despite.

[thehmn]

There’s a college in my city that has a rumor that there’s a secret basement below the known basement that can only be accessed via some hidden stairs scattered around the school or by pressing a secret number sequence in some of the elevators. The staff at the school are super annoyed by this and have no idea where this rumor started.

But I know. I think it was me.

In my defense I never intended to start a rumor. Many years ago I worked as a cleaner at the school and one evening I had to transport one of those big floor washing machines from the basement to the second level via the elevator. When the doors opened a very confused looking man stood inside. He was one of those slicked back gym-bro IT guys and made no movement to get out. The elevator wouldn’t fit him, me and the machine so I asked “Where are you going? Up or down?”

He gave me a smug shit-eating grin and said “Down?” in a mocking tone.

It took me a second to realize that of course he wasn’t going down, we were in the basement, but his look and tone annoyed me so much I refused to admit I misspoke and instead said “Yeah, down. I don’t know if you’re going to the second basement”

His smile disappeared “There’s a second basement?”

“Yeah but it sounds like you don’t have access to it so I guess you’re going up? I’ll just wait”

I never thought of it as anything other than a funny story to tell about that time I got so annoyed with a guy that I invented an entire second basement, but it turns out he probably refused to believe a cleaner fooled him and the story spread.

[beausbugbiome]

Absolutely gorgeous Orchid bee— Genus Euglossa. 💚

One of my wish-list insects to see on my trip! So glad I was able to!!

📍Monteverde, Costa Rica

📸 OM tough TG-7

PS. Please excuse the severe shaking in the video— I actually climbed a tree to take those photos and video and had been very precariously perched on a branch haha

[foldingfittedsheets]

I revisited the little flock of pride gryphons! I'm so excited for bi people cause honestly that one came out so cute, anyone repping these feathery little bundles is gonna get so many compliments.

You can check out my gryphon buddies on Redbubble and Teepublic! (Repeating pattern is only on Redbubble!)

If you have a question about a flag not shown please read this before commenting! I appreciate it.

[homunculus-argument]

Day 156/365 of listing something good I saw today:

Saw the neighbour who has a cat that our other neighbour babysits - he was bringing the cat in from somewhere in a carrier.

[pangur-and-grim]

does anyone else have knees that stop working? like you balance your weight wrong, and it's like well, now I don't have a knee for the next three days