I've been trying to think of an entertaining ask to send you for 15 minutes
Do you know anything good about woodpeckers such as why do they need to be so fucking large
I do actually,
Woodpecker skulls contain HIDEOUS TRUTHS, allowing them to SMASH THEIR FACES INTO wood at one THOUSAND times the force of gravity which really ought to kill them, or at least result in brain damage.
but anyway among other extreme adaptations, their tongues go around their GOTDAMN brains,
a topic that can only be truly expressed via the medium of these prime scientific illustrations that I got from Google,
Mbbbbbllaaaaaaaaaaaaaah llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllladies,
TONGUE! TONGUE! TONGUE!
The seven-eyed Lamb broke the Seal of the last scroll and This IS what Came Forth,
the reckoning;
command it to speak and it will show you the price
Anyway with all those sponges and wires in their enormous piledriving skull, it would be weird if their bodies weren’t also big; it would just look wrong,
like think about it: would you WANT them to be small??
do you WANT to think about that?
wouldn’t it be….. worse…..
