[goodscreencaps]

[swinemaiden-deactivated20260401]

saw a sort of effete poet type young man at the bus stop so i hit him square on the temple over and over with my meat tenderizer until he was gone

[girlmostlikely]

Tweet of all time

[mynowherenothing]

[strayknight]

the thing about speaking truthfully from your heart and also being deadpan in your tone is that people will think that you are constantly lying or are being sarcastic. i have never lied about anything ever. except for the times i did lie. but most of those times it was either for the bit or because i thought it would be funny.

[floridakilo]

Contemporary literature has no counterculture because no one has a friend group of 8-10 like minded people who are all fucking each other anymore… everyone’s got their little tiny close knit group of people with a couple awkward acquaintances maybe and then it’s like always like jakey #s 1,23, Situationship this hinge date that on the side and then now everyone has a bedtime of 11pm at age 26 too… 26?????? and don’t even bring bushwick into the conversation because those sewer rats can’t read or write. Standing on it

[bintro]

is anyone else their father’s female son

[dailyfoodlovers]

Breakfast Should Refresh You

Lunch Should Encourage You

Dinner Should Challenge You

Supper Should Make You Wonder

[miquellakind]

there has to be another secret there has to be something else #somethingelse

[legallybrunettedotcom]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

[maxknightley]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[maxknightley]

romantic and sexual partner.

[syrenki]

okay i'm gonna be honest i don't like people who are actively looking for a relationship and shooting their shots all around to see who will be most interested, it's weird. literally just wait until you fall in love with someone, it doesn't happen every year, what the fuck, people aren't options on a menu. it makes all relationships feel so transactional, like options on a menu, and so often i am considered one of the options and i don't flirt enough fast enough but i think to myself oh this person has feelings for me let me think let me explore that... and then i'm always given up on for someone who's faster. and i never understand what could make them unhave those feelings for me so suddenly and so fast until i realise there never was any feelings involved they literally just looked at me like i'm on a menu and tried to estimate the price, i.e. how much generic unspecified dishonest affection they'd have to throw at me until i gave myself over willingly and they Had A Relationship, until they Had Obtained Love. i wish people stopped trying to "shoot their shot" and "test the waters" with me, i mean i know i can't demand loyalty before i even agree to anything but i'd really rather they not show any interest in me at all if they don't mean me at all. i'd rather not have people attracted to me than have people be so open about it me and then so open about changing their mind about me once i turn out to not be digestible enough. idk something about a person LOOKING for a relationship (and you can always tell when they desperately are) is so off-putting to me like are we talking about falling in love or investing in a new pair of shoes. why do you think about this like acquiring something. the concept of looking for love itself is insane to me i'm sorry i can't respect that.

[syrenki]

like am i crazy for thinking the process shouldn't begin with deciding that you want it and then browsing through the people like in a store deciding which you like and then picking the most enthusiastic and most easily attainable one of them. like is this not insane to you guys is this not literally some patrick bateman type of bullshit. when had we given up on going through life meeting people learning them and then maybe if you're lucky once in a decade maybe just maybe you will fall in love. how did we make it into something to acquire

[syrenki]

i apologize but i think it's literally approaching mythological levels of hubris to assume we can just plan and demand and generate something as huge and as life altering as love. because we Felt Like It. like you either have to be completely delusional to the point of a god complex or you have to not understand the term in the first place. because how else do you explain this phenomenon.

[cparti-mkiki]

[ryebreadgf]

something about being a hot woman but never letting anyone hit... shoutout to my fellow beautiful bisexual women who never score

[dehalogenase]

my queen doesn’t miss

[charl0ttan]

[rainboconversation]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]