Uncle Barkson

27 | He/Him | Homestuck | Artist | God help me

[beniial]

[werechicken-deactivated20241121]

The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky

Besides Samus would cream them all

[purplepokili]

your mind

[raymodule]

ummmm a bundle of half-baked drawing ideas from the last little bit!

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Do you contribute to the dying tumblr ecosystem?

Yes I do, I never reblog posts

Sometimes, I occasionally reblog posts

Never, I always reblog posts

Voting ended onApr 19, 2023

[boldlyanxious]

No one on Tumblr lies

That's why this has 1500 reblogs

[thatthingsittinginthecorner]

LMAO-

[gay-jesus-probably]

Hey man, we said we reblogged posts. Never said they were YOUR posts.

[slipping-into-madness]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

FOLKS, PLEASE…DO YOUSELVES A BIG BIG FAVOR AND STOP USING TURBOTAX!  IT IS USELESS NOW!!!

THE IRS website will let you fill out and file your return THERE ON THE IRS SITE.  You pay like $12 for the actual electronic filing process, and THAT’s IT!

Unless you have tremendous amounts of Schedule D stock shit, TurboTax is NOTHING BUT A RIPOFF!!!

The IRS website is EXCELLENT.  They allow you to look up your past returns, and have every bit of information you MIGHT POSSIBLY NEED!

FUCK TURBOTAX!

LIBERATE YOURSELF FROM IT!!!!!!!

[nebulousmistress]

Actually, with Free File it’s FREE

No $12 fee

That’s the point of free

If you make less than an income threshold you get to file for FREE using various softwares that are REQUIRED to be and stay free or they lose the license to work with the IRS as part of the Free File program

If you make more than that threshold you can file for FREE using the Free File Fillable Forms where you type in numbers and click “do the math” and the website does all your math for you

Also fuck turbotax, I’m not even allowed to use it because it’s inaccurate enough that I’d get fired since Congress mandated all IRS employees’ taxes need to be PERFECT as a condition of employment

[knottahooker]

Here’s a list of free tax filing services, straight from the IRS website:

It tells you how much their income threshold is and if they’ll free file for you at the state level.

DO NOT PAY TO FILE YOUR TAXES IF YOU DO NOT HAVE TO.

[racefortheironthrone]

So I did Free File yesterday, and I don’t think people realize how broad the eligibility is - it goes all the way up to  $41,000 or less a year in adjusted gross income. (There are also even more generous eligibility standards for seniors and veterans, so you should check those out if you qualify). Odds are pretty good that you are among the 42% of Americans who fit into that bucket.

So screw the predatory TurboTaxes of the world and save yourself a couple hundred bucks a year.

[snkl-frtz]

Wish I would’ve known about this last week before I filed my taxes 🙃

[bitchesgetriches]

YEP YEP YEP! The tax preparer lobby is basically robbing us all.

How to File Your Taxes FOR FREE in 2023: Simple Instructions for the Stressed-out Taxpayer 

[azuremist]

(Note: This Tweet is one of MANY like it.)

Do y’all remember that Bojack Horseman episode that aired in 2017 about how, no matter how much leftists rallied and cried against it, the government and right-wing groups wouldn’t ban guns…

UNTIL a marginalized group started using guns to feel more safe, and a member of that marginalized group committed a mass shooting, after which there were cries for them to be controlled more almost immediately by the previous gun-rights defenders? Cries which were followed up by the government equally as fast?

Life is a fucking cartoon.

[gaypriori]

I lost it at “2 bread”

[shownumetal]

1 gallon of regular chocolate

[watchthelightfade]

18 minutes of flour

[whitestonelovers]

5 plates of salt

[africanaquarian]

wtf is harper talking about

[crazy-brazilian]

[ubercharge]

typical oglaf banger

[lair-master]

I like that in frame 5 it initially appears she’s bored but actually she’s dying.

[valtsv]

there will never be a funnier visual gag to me than someone falling over and immediately exploding like they stepped on a landmine

[valtsv]

[sandandglass]

[rillegas08]

Oh, that’s the context.

[rustiieldritch]

good dad

[paperandpencilsandskips]

SEXY MAN CONTEST

KFC JOTCHUA VS XIPE TOTEC "Our Lord the Flayed One"

KFC Jotchua

Xipe Totec, god of youth, spring, and rejuvenation

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

[hog-zone]

[thememedaddy]

[microwaveexplosion]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

This is why I dislike looking back on the past as if everything has been constantly improving to get us to where we are now

Our cement isn't as strong as the Romans, our steel isn't as strong as Damascus steel, we cannot replicate the beauty of a Stradivari violin, we've already lost some of the technology that flew Apollo and Gemini to space

And when I live out a suitcase I have to sift through a pile of stuff like a neanderthal

[tsunderemployee]

umineko

[fugottron]

[andmaybegayer]

oh fuck I thought the intro to today's Money Stuff was going to be a metaphor for some crypto bullshit but no an actual metals futures market was backed by actual bags of rocks.

[andmaybegayer]

JPMorgan Chase thought it had $1.3 million of nickel, but they were all bags of stones. It's happened before.

Swiss trader Mercuria Energy received spray-painted rocks instead of $36 million worth of copper it had ordered.

Ea Nasir Bullshit

[phluphfy]

THEY LITERALLY VAGUE EA-NASIR IN THE ARTICLE ITSELF ASDFGGHKGJKLSH

[headspace-hotel]