Why is the Rum Always Gone?

"Let me be brave..." 💙

[throathole]

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

[aquagrunt]

I am in tears

[aquagrunt]

NEW CONTENDER for worst bread I’ve ever seen

[greater-than-the-sword]

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

[somethinginthestatic]

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

[sackboys-moved]

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

[frawgs]

u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

[mrhealyourgirl]

they better make room because I can't afford anything else

[whentvsfly]

Let's make a color together!

Red

Green

Blue

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

[whentvsfly]

Here's the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!

[hero-of-the-horn]

[radiofreederry]

Uncritical support for this kid who hospitalized Elon Musk

[smoothestjazz]

imagine your kid sucking so bad that you have to say "no that's fair" when someone puts him in the hospital

[crypticauthour]

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

[packder]

[roguetelemetry]

Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump

[foone]

So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.

BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.

[cookingwithroxy]

Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low

BUT NEVER ZERO.

[aquilacalvitium]

And you’ll never know it until he admits to it

[soulmvtes]

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

[moveslikekeithrichards]

usually i dont learn anything new during our math lessons bc kindergarten but one time we put on this shapes video & it started off with like regular ass shapes but then it just kept going into shapes with more & more sides & the kids went fucking nuts. the lady would be like “this is a hendecagon” & theyd all start fucking screaming & cheering in delighted bewilderment that only intensified with each new shape & all us adults in the room who also dont know these shapes were sitting there like

[trainthief]

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[knitmeapony]

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

[theprofessional-amateur]

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

[memewhore]

[stimming-sim-silica]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The choice of music was all but inevitable.

[rylandgraces]

*me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think about it dont think about it dojnt think abtiou it dont thi

[dragkingandreweldritch]

nature is healing

[kiefbowl]

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

[twisted-little-fairy-story]

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

[randomingoftherandomness]

My friends and fam if you are expecting me to vet shit, you have obviously not been on this site as long as I have

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that’s so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience