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we're not kids anymore.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
dirt enthusiast
AnasAbdin

Origami Around

#extradirty
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KIROKAZE
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Cosmic Funnies

oozey mess
DEAR READER

if i look back, i am lost
Keni

ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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This one i cant figure out how to delete.
This one i cant figure out how to delete.
This one i cant figure out how to delete.
if you donāt know the difference between a hare and a rabbit youāve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards
Jack Rabbits are North American Hares and theyāre the WORST to encounter at night becuase:
You all know how big a rabbit is.Ā Jack Rabbits and hares are much bigger. theyāre the size of large cats or small dogs or just-walking-age children.
They also like to hang out in gangs of a hlf dozen to over 30.
and in the middle of backcountry dirt roads.
perhaps theyāre dustbathing
or blood sacrifce
I donāt know because when you come up the road at night because your dog has a tiny bladder and needs to go out at midnight and you have no yard so youāre walking him on the dirt road around your neighborhod because you might aw well get some stargazing in, and you come just over the ridge to see a coven of twenty jackrabbits in the middle of the road
and
they
all
stand
up
not just onto all fours like a proper prey animal
No they get up on thier hind legs and donāt just sit but STAND like tiny rabbit-skinned toddlers, wobbing slightly as they stare directly at you eyes shining in your flashlightās glow
ā¦Blood Red.
And a chill goes through you on that warm july night because while theyāre a puntable size and allegedly herbivores theyāre standing and watching you just like people and you are vastly outnumbered.
everyone freezes
youāre considering your odds aganst roughly 200lbs of Suspiciously Humanoid Hare
and theyāre considering their odds against you
the only sound in the never-ending high desert windĀ
somewhere in your peripheral vision you can see the streetlights but they seem awfully far away
The nearest Jack Rabbit
Blinks
and takes a single shuffling step
forward
You area an overdevloped monkey and your prefrontal cortex is capable of some amazing feats but it runs very slowly compared to the reflexes of a rabbit and youāre frozen as you desperately scramble for the appropriate course of action, hands feeling thick and useless, mouth dry and feet imeasurably heavy thereās no way youād outrun THESE, god thereās a rabies outbreak going around that shitās not curable-
The Dog
L U N G E S
Itās only the briefest of movements but the animal youād picked out for his gangly legs and floppy ears and goofy smile is suddenly a dark shape of muscle and teeth and had flung himself at the horrible goblin rabbits faster than mere physics should dictate, appearing in the circle of the flashlight for only the briefest of moments before the jolt from the leash makes you stumble and the light falters
The Jack Rabbits
Scatter
Vanishing into the faintly starlit sagebrush in as so many faint gray shapes that might be mistaken for the dustclouds they kick up
Later, you sit on the couch disquieted
and you wonder
If the sight of the Jack Rabbits standing and studying you was frightening enough to make you yearn for the safety of the yellowed streetlights
what must it be like from thier end?
what terrifying creatureĀ
deliberately ties itself
to something so horrible
As a Dog?
@gallusrostromegalus that last bit gave me such a strong mental image I absolutely had to draw it
WELL HOLY SHIT.
CONGRATULATE, THATāS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
is it ok if I print it out and stick it on the fridge?
this made me want to try this
Not a cellphone in sight, just people living in the moment.
Ye Olde Vibe Check
Jesus Christ what the fuck lol
and they say white people have no culture
every time i watch someone cook japanese food it always looks soooo good and then they go and put a fuckinG EGG on top of it and ruin it
like
why tf are yāall putting eggs on everythingš
eggs are good
source of protein
eggs in ramen? perhaps the closest thing weāll get to proof of God
eggs suck i hope every chicken dies
also, wouldnāt know i never had it
youāre sick
no iām just not a weeb<3 get well soon bestieā¤ļø
you cannot find proof that Iām a weeb
ratioed
ima be honest w u chief i still dont understand what rationed means exactly
Neither did I until I looked it up (five minutes ago)
OP is right, eggs are vile, and the Japanese are ruining their cuisine by putting it on everything. Fight me.
Noble this is the worst take I've ever seen, you are banned
Eggs are basically a chicken's period, and they taste like it too.
Thatās why you season them
There's no amount of seasoning that can save that abomination.
Eggs are the food of the gods
These gods, maybe
Yes. Slanesh the chaos god of pleasure in fact.
Get out played ya slimey limey.
"Long shall be your suffering. Joyous be your pain"
If you like eggs, you're basically a masochist.
Be careful there, seems you have fallen to the influence of Khorne,Ā
All hail the Emperor.Ā
Portland is so awkward because every single establishment has a compulsory āblmā poster in their window as a sort of āpwease no riot Iām lefty too I promiseā gesture but Iāve seen literally two black people since Iāve been here and they were both homeless. The signs are also increasingly creepy and perverse too itās not just BLM itās like āblack bodies are SACREDā. I also keep seeing these signs advertising like POC artist pop up events etc that I am legitimately convinced some white tankies are just putting up to make it seem like this city isnāt entirely white or something Iām not even kidding. Tomorrow Iām going to check out the China town which apparently isnāt home to any Chinese people or even Chinese restaurants really, and is largely just āChinese themedā.
There's veing empathetic to the struggles of an individual and helping them out as a member of a community and then there's leftist racism that shills so hard a d panders so much that they hope non whites don't target them.
Getting string Paris in the 1790s energy whenever I see the state of Portland.
This was way funnier in my head, I am sorry
Idk, it's pretty funny outside of your head too
this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please
spoken like a future puma victim
ā¦.why didnāt he shoot the mountain lion?
lol what are you, a gun cuck? cant kill a large predator with your own hands?
https://t.co/PJFIHKo3NU?amp=1
The problem with the "good guy with a gun" theory.
The cops hear about am active shooter on the loose...you *really* don't want to be the first person they see shooting as soon as they arrive. They might not give you time to explain.
so the argument here is that your should rely on the incompetence of the police? they'll just shoot everyone the mass shooter misses
Where's this dudes memorial square and statue?
Hilarious, the āproblemā with civilians doing copās jobs is that apparently the cops will shoot the wrong people, therefore only the cops should have guns
Fucking gold, the grabbers did it! Everyone go home gun crime is solved
Original post.Ā
Kinoko Nasu
That assumes the banana factory you plan to seize was a naturally occurring thing without anything done to even make it more efficient. Oh and you wouldnāt beat him to death. You need him to produce more bananas its only when he is disobedient and refuses to work under those conditions you beat him to death and hope that another monkey figures out how to produce the bananas and that he doesnāt need you, but you need him.Ā
*making it seem like art schools are ālesser thanā any other schools and art majors are āa waste of actually benefitting societyā
Thatās⦠not what that post is about, dude. Good point, but not what the post is about.Ā
Wait am I dumb whatās the point about oh no
It was like watching someone step into a bear trap covered in barb wire, lemon juice, and salt.
Iām so annoyed, why does my mom send me videos of myself. Such a violation of privacy, honestly.
Why the fuck would you then share itĀ
@19thānervous-breakdown HEāS STILL HERE STALKING AWAY
Listen. You do not have to post your actual fucking address, face, and info, and person info online. Iām a political bastard, and you are a bimbo with delusions of grandeur. However some people on the internet, are not solely interested in ideas as I am, they are interested in things especially in this political space that would cause them to try and fuck with your actual life.
If you want to share it with a person, share it with that person. Also why would you complain about your mother violating your privacy and then go on to post this? Did no one warn you?
@19thānervous-breakdown what is wrong with this mans
Of course you do not understand.. Why do I even bother.Ā
Oof. Yes.
[ID: A picture of Ursula K. Le Guin next to the quotation: The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. That is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. /end ID]