no longer in use :T

i moved blogs, but you can still access my shit here if you're so inclined. i will probs post more art n shit on my new so go follow me there at @ [blog name] (also the header is mine! pretty poggers right)

[undercover-straw-archive]

have to verify im still a person on tumblr. weird to be back here, im a totally different person now. well. bye.

[popculturebrain]

Emmys: Pose’s Mj Rodriguez Makes History, Becomes First Trans Woman Nominated in Lead Acting Category

The category is… one for the record books. Pose star Mj Rodriguez received an Emmy nomination on Tuesday for Lead Actress in a Drama Series, making her the first trans woman in history to be recognized in a lead acting category.

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[thefloatingstone]

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[ecaloshay]

“lawful good water biscuit”

[khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms]

Also see: Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn

[fan-enby-anonymous]

Zoe your tags

[cookingwithroxy]

So celebrities are so done up they’re on the hard edge of the uncanny valley?

[xrd]

Girlguy swag

[xrd]

So true?????

[nounaikakumeiigirl-archived]

what a great day to remember that calling asian characters rat is something you shouldn’t do

[nounaikakumeiigirl-archived]

thank you

[cityglowing]

snake is a much better alternative too, plus it sounds cooler

[nounaikakumeiigirl-archived]

YEAH THANK YOU TOO

[jesterbots]

no actually don’t call asian characters snakes either lol. don’t call asians in general, not just characters, rats or snakes. honestly? stop comparing people of colour to animals altogether. no matter what animal you choose, there will be racial connotations that you might be unaware of. plus its quite literally dehumanizing.

i’m only speaking on the asian aspect because i am asian. we were (and still are) often compared to snakes. a big comment that i got growing up was that my eyes were ‘snake’ or ‘cat’ shaped. asians are seen as something Exotic from the Unknown East which is orientalist and dehumanizing. because of this, asian women that do not fit the sweet and submissive asian woman stereotype are called coldhearted, cruel, and unfeeling. there is also the racist idea that asian immigrants are stealing high paying jobs, which plays into the “all asians are doctors” stereotype and is called being a ‘snake in the grass’, and the list goes on. in case you are unaware of why comparing jewish people to reptiles is bad, here is a post made by a jewish person that can explain it better than i can. https://thekosheraisle.tumblr.com/post/181700938520/could-you-please-explain-the-whole

i don’t blame you for not considering this, most people aren’t aware of their own biases until it is pointed out to them and if anything this is an opportunity for learning. but if you are going to make a post about the fact a specific term is racist, don’t just give a substitute for it

[justsomeantifas]

how many people could be working on actual problems in the world instead of being forced to do jobs that they are over-qualified for just because they dont want to go homeless and starve?

[justsomeantifas]

climate change is threatening to kill us and people with biology degrees are working at starbucks if they didn’t get lucky in the nepotism department.

[justsomeantifas]

capitalism is possibly the least efficient way to allocate work. 

You love art–have spent your entire childhood developing a style people love and appreciate? you could possibly work to improve the lives of millions with your beautiful creations?

sorry you need to work 12 hours a day at a walmart that doesn’t need you while some billionaire who took a painting class once sells some ugly bullshit for 3.5 million.

[justsomeantifas]

Millions of people want to be doctors but can’t afford medical school, it is a well known fact we don’t have enough doctors for the demand. hmm wow real efficient capitalism.

[whenidiehallelujahbyandby]

don't cringe because it's over ... pog because it happened

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[aquietquixotic]

Amazing tags

[sometimes-i-just-climb-things]

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

[hybbat]

A victorian

[liichkiing]

“I can fix you” oh yeah well I’ve grown a mouth so sharp and cruel It’s all that I can give to you, my dear. and when you come in quick to steal a kiss, my teeth will only cut your lips. my dear.

[emmagrant01]

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 12th of july, 2014.

[lesbian-toddhoward]

happy anniversary everyone

[undercover-straw-archive]

yeah I think I'm gonna start remaking this blog soon, like gutting everything out and deleting extra blogs n all that stuff. not sure what the vibes will be but I will be saving all of my fave tags to queue up so I dont lose those :)

[trashboat]

dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.

i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold

so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place

[trashboat]

me, in the housewares aisle trying to think 19 moves ahead and exactly what my alibi will be for the police:

the cashier:

[undercover-straw-archive]

part of me really wants to make a new account but my minecraft blog :( i dont want to stop posting on it but i dont love having everything on a second account

[peachy-bunster]

Visit Original Link

[moist-astronaut]

Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

[mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk]

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

[fieriframes]

[3 images. A group of people standing in a kitchen preparing food. A person sitting at a table eating food. Captions: The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows? The Nine Gates. An interesting work. Everyone's been asking me about it lately.]