Under the Oak

If the Occult can raise the dead, it can raise your MMR. Certified Spookmister. Working on the cerimony to summon Quezacotl, then you hoes will be sorry. 

[twixnmix]

Fran Drescher photographed by Mario Casilli, 1993.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

I kind of love that one of Jane Austen’s biggest fans was the Prince Regent (later George IV). She didn’t think very well of the nobility in general, but she motherfucking hated him, a wastrel who very flagrantly cheated on his wife.

But he loved her writing, was the first recorded purchaser of Sense and Sensibility, and kept copies of her books in all his residences. She never made enough from her writing to live on during her lifetime, so this wasn’t support she could casually toss aside. His librarian kept suggesting ideas for new books to her, which she turned down with exquisite politeness. Much to her aggravation, she found herself obliged to dedicate Emma to the man.

Local Novelist Is So Talented She Can’t Beat Royal Patron Off With A Stick

[snoozingcat]

You can read more about this here

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

I’ve thought about it and this is so funny because a moral novelist having to civilly endure being patronized by a dissolute nobleman who loves but also totally doesn’t get her books is exactly the kind of thing that would happen in a Jane Austen novel.

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

Jacket with 175 Pockets by General Research

[synthlet]

[undertheoakmoon]

I'll be the freshest witch at the coven

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[essenceofrose]

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

[magicalmerry]

Reblogging for some added help for the coming months

[goneforeverx]

Reblogging this for the new year✨

[akinohikari]

Reblogging again because my mom just came home after ten or so months stranded in argentina ❤❤❤

[kingcupart]

…anyway

[comominimo]

[heroineimages]

He finally finished his chores!

[seanastinhopeunquenchable]

Sean Astin thinks Sam and Frodo might have kissed!

[son-of-drogo]

Well Merry Christmas to me

[marbledgummies2]

has anyone made this joke yet

[limerental]

yenskier is like tht one post/meme "there's the puppet master tht cursed my dick" except it makes jaskier horny 😔

Wow factual

[meliteles-tits]

well I’m dead

[lothlaer]

the witcher + text posts (3/?) - [part 1] [2]

tag yourself i’m all of them

[femmeslash]

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

[femmeslash]

the void is loud and wants chicken

[kaijuno]

[midnightwinterhawk]

[rhythmic-idealist]

Here’s my advice to everyone who thinks that the election will be so fraudulent that it won’t matter, who thinks 45 will not cede power, etc, etc:

Vote so that the history books know it was fraudulent. -

Vote so the contemporary world knows it’s fraudulent. -

Vote so that he is actually committing the crime, and not just attempting it but winding up not needing to. -

Vote not because you like Joe Biden (ew), but because the establishment as it stands will take low votes against 45 as approval. Vote to communicate the crime that is happening in the most severe degree. Vote so that if he pulls some bullshit, it has to be the most obviously illegal bullshit possible.

These are not just talking points. These are steps to make action against a fraudulent government, if it happens, easier. To make it possible. To make the public understand.

[the-floral-skeleton]

I can’t stress enough, the larger the margin between Biden’s votes and Trump’s votes, the less likely Trump will get away with whatever tomfoolery he tries to pull

[buffyannesummers99]

Had to put my spin on this meme

[whitepeopletwitter]

[amuseoffyre]

My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!

It’s just like this:

They’re basically large horizontal penguins with a long tail and spiky teeth.

[autumngracy]

OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!

[augustdementhe]

So the Loch Ness monster…penguin.

[geminiwave]

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