Princess Wash-Your-Hands

27, bi

[wordfather]

collecting these

[theknightlywolfe]

[everythingfox]

Navy seal in action

[iced-coffee-chronicles]

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

[ditch-lily]

[greghatecrimes]

another day, another hate crime (or: bi on bi violence)

[underwhelmingexistence]

I have a weird grudge against ever watching the Grinch movie with Jim Carrey. Every time I hear people talk about the Grinch, I ask if they’re talking about the animated movie or the Jim Carrey one, and they are never talking about the animated one, which is iconic and I love it, and so now I get weirdly angry about the movie with Jim Carrey and have avoided watching it for many years

[clownboybebop]

I’m 2016 I had a shoplifter role play blog because to avoid getting deleted all the shoplifting blogs claimed it was just to rp. Mine actually was though but I’d post shoplifting content and reblog tips and my “hauls” were just stuff I borrowed from my much more fashionable sister. I had a decent amount of followers and I got a lot of hate but I’d be like “ok buddy I’m just goofing around lol” and then post $150 of Sephora products legally purchased by my sister with the caption #gettingawaywithit. this did not improve my life but it did get me talking to people more often which, obviously, I needed

[cloud-wizard]

[beingharsh]

[theotakux-deactivated20210828]

[my-little-mod-blog]

I’M SCREECHING

[onepieceperson]

I like how the tumblr symbol is also over her picture on the wall

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[hinotorihime]

hey let's start spreading the reminder now that you cannot safely self-manage an abortion with herbal medicine or essential oils. natural abortifacients function by poisoning you; you wait for your body to realize you're dying and reject the pregnancy in order to conserve resources, and hope that happens before the rest of your organs shut down.

i think there will be an upsurge soon of unscrupulous and/or malicious actors preying on desperate pregnant people; do not help them kill people. don't spread recipes for herbal medicines or ingestible essential oil mixtures that purport to cause a pregnancy termination.

[imsoglitter]

I don't know what atheist needs to hear this but when someone tells you they're a cult survivor, telling them that all religions are cults is both untrue and unhelpful 😌💕

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[warlenys]

i think he loves him

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[meraarts]

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.