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numb hands

The fact that one of these moves is significantly more difficult for me than the other two at least tells me which nerve is probably the most fucked up

#ref

casket-girlie

Yeah running water is cool but uuh. You do know that if you use it to pour enough water into a container you can put your head in it and drown and DIE??? Yeah this is crazy and evil and sad. What if a kid does that. This is why I propose the idea to make it so people pay 200000$ every time they use the sink!!! This is because no child has that much money so they are physically unable to harm themselves <3 Wdym this is insane and we shouldn't be paying 200000$ just to get a glass of water. There are no ulterior motives. No it's not about taking your money. This is for child safety. Don't you want children to be safe??? You evil sicko freak. What's wrong with you for thinking this is wrong and won't work.

modernbaseball

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

mens-rights-activia

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

fluoresensitives

can we please be feminists again.

tasty-tiktoks

houseofglass

oh!

liberalsarecool

White House version of photo, versus original one by Getty. The vanity is nauseating.

the-prequal

Neat. That right picture clearly is edited in some way, so I looked it up because yea I don't doubt that the white house would edit a president's photo to make them look better (any president). And because I have functioning eyes.

So here's a yahoo article specifically saying that that photo is edited, plus the real photo:

Is a photo of Donald Trump showing him with heavy facial wrinkles, pale skin and sweat authentic? No, that's not true: The image has been al

The really dumb thing here, Jeremy, is that using the real original photo makes the same point you're trying to make while not being a liar. But I guess it just makes him look like a normal old man and not Darth Sidious, so it's not good enough.

Weren't you just posting about right wing stuff being flooded with propaganda?

tuulikki

Effective lies get past your filters in a really fucking predictable formula

Flattery: making you feel smarter, savvier, and better-informed than those people

Plausibility: conforming to general patterns you already know

Sensationality: pushing the boundaries of the plausible, not too far, but just far enough to shock (and get shared)

So we have 1.) “MAGA people are dumb and would fall for doctored photos but I wouldn’t!”, 2.) Donald Trump is comically vain about his looks, 3.) Donald Trump looks like Darth Sidious

Please be troubled at getting fooled by low-stakes, low-effort lies like this! Get angry! Get vigilant! It guards against falling for much more sophisticated, high-stakes, high-effort lies.

jareckiworld

David Kanietakeron Fadden — Onkwehonwe Gothic (acrylic on canvas, 2016)

funnier-as-a-feedist

wasteofprotons

biting can communicate so many emotions. angry? one big bite. affectionate? lots of little bites. sad? chewing on something thoughtfully. happy? many chomps. what isn’t there to love about it

wasteofprotons

on a completely unrelated note could the people I love move within 1-2 feet of me

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

nateconnolly

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"