Golden Days

Just an average gay having an okay day | Chris/23/M | Insta- Unilateralis_ | Snapchat- unilateralis0

[circumcising]

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

[titeredepapel-deactivated202503]

CEOs of home of sexual

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[zzazu]

I think about this tiktok every day.

[mommy4sissyslut]

this was absolutely a life changing and spiritual experience for me

[vbabylon]

just asking questions

[uni-lateralis]

Please ask more 😍😍

[transmikecrew]

irene-the-potato‌:

wizardshark‌:

suselling‌:

oh yeah, in celebration of 2019, i feel like it is important to note that 2019 is the last year that chara falling into the underground can happen….

you know what that means yall, gotta go dive into a hole in a mountain this year or never

[legend5rings]

[legend5rings]

By no means complete, but some of my favorites

[localbiro-fan-shipper]

Asriel gets all the hugs he deserves

[left-reminders]

[ratchetmessreturns]

[uncleromeo]

bruh

[okayysophia]

[the-poor-decision]

[briarin]

…so she sued him, was honest about her intentions, and STILL WON??

[tomhardysurinal]

I was so disgusted by this and then I got to the part about him being a millionaire and now I’m like

[trosterstrudel]

Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last

[kevindrakewriter]

This is an amazing life story in under 3 minutes.

[bevismusson]

Trixie’s eternal look of bewilderment when Katya goes off on one of these will never wear thin

[whitepeopletwitter]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[shitpostgenerator]

no offence but video game propaganda is inherently homophobic

[demilypyro]

These are literally indistinguishable from actual posts on this site if you take away the url

[arceus-ex-machina]

I literally thought I was about to read a discourse post

[witchscarlet]

Rating the Red Circle Emojis

Apple:

6/10 - its fine i guess. gets the job done. its a bit shiny which i dont really get but overall its nice. actually kinda pleasing the longer i look at it.

Google:

5/10 - very flat but there is a TINY bit of shading which i hate. choose one. but it still works and gets the point across. its fine.

Microsoft:

7/10 - now normally i hate microsofts giant black borders but it really works for this one i think. its simple. its cute. i like it.

Samsung:

3/10 - why the fuck is it so shiny. thats not a red circle thats a sphere. what the fuck am i supposed to do with a sphere. fuck this.

Twitter:

9/10 - hell yeah. simple. zen. it is kinda dark compared to the rest which im deducting points for. overall hell yeah. 

emojidex:

-11000/10 - what the fuck is this. do i even need words. fuck you. this isnt even a circle its 3d. thats a button. its also the fucking shiniest goddamn button ive ever seen. fuck you. fuck this. 

Messenger:

0/10 - did you even fucking try

Mozilla:

10/10 - oh my god. thank you. fucking thank you so much. thats a fucking red circle!!! thats what the fuck im talking about babey!!! 

[curioscurio]

I feel like I've memorized kermit the frog well enough at this point to sculpt him without looking at the clay. Wish me luck.

[curioscurio]

scrumptious

[curioscurio]

I have decided to submerge clay Kermit in vinegar so that will become ripe in the pickling process

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

OH! oh it’s vinegar! okay

[liberal-memes]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i just remembered that list someone made ranking the most popular ao3 fics and it’s even better than i thought

[anthonycrowleymoved]

guys please read this

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i realize this is very on brand for me but like come on

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this is very 2012 but still

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i mean…………….they’re right

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i recognize i’m posting virtually every number but they’re all just so fucking funny

[anthonycrowleymoved]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

in this section in particular you can just feel the author regretting every decision they’ve ever made

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this explains so much and i love them for it

[anthonycrowleymoved]

why is this author so goddamned relatable

[anthonycrowleymoved]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

at this point i just feel like i’m witnessing some poor soul’s mental breakdown

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i wish everyone saw marvel through the same eyes as this person because that would just be a more fun world

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i’m in this picture and i don’t like it

[anthonycrowleymoved]

no joke though i thought they were lesbians for the first six months i saw screenshots of this show

[anthonycrowleymoved]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

correct !

[anthonycrowleymoved]

the further i get the more i just want to be this person’s best friend

[anthonycrowleymoved]

why are you making me feel emotions for a ship i’ve never read

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[postllimit]

[benkenobee]

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

[communistbussy]

i’m stupid and my meat is huge

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

himbos

[weaponizedhorse]

A jock in an ancient Grecian locker room: lol look at this dudes tiny meat

The guy whose about to invent the rumor that a tiny penis makes you smart: oh you havent heard?