Hopelessly Inquisitive @unicornbyte - Tumblr Blog

After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.

ackwet-blog

oh my god

jshredz-deactivated20151103

Unmut this 😭😭😭

lazaefair

ABSOLUTELY unmute this.

yoshirox10

Me and my assigned NSA agent when a boy messages me back on tinder

surprisebitch

the fucking caption im screaming

miseducatedmelanicmuse

ri-chietozier

leafcrunch

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it

bob-belcher

missfiney

As an introvert, once u find someone that u enjoy spending time with just as much as u like being alone, that’s a big fucking deal

gerrycanavan

I’m afraid of Americans

This is super real.

Completely accurate.

someone: shows me any kind of affection expecting nothing in return

me, shaking, crying a little: wtf

gif87a-com

little-tunny

im subscribed, are you?

onlytwitterpics

untexting

When an ad targets you just too well, and it reminds you that those fuckers are spying on your every click

greatestbastard

holdthepossum

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

frostyknickers

me as a discovery

slavetomyheadcanon

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

spam-bot

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

oldcicadahymns-archived

#hades probably double knots his laces

zenosanalytic

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

ronandhermy

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.