where did my life go?

(she/her) If we all have a corner of the internet what shape is the internet?

[waltprincesse]

When you're so pure even Gaston is shocked.

[svenskjavel]

undrar om nån har några "what if we kissed" memes men med svenska platser?

Tror jag har sett någon sådan men inte så många

[willnill]

bidrar

[araku-validrava]

Jag bidrar jag med

+ denna utan bild

”What if we kissed i pannrummet på Ica”

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[alarminglynamed-wolfman]

Explain this

[facts-i-just-made-up]

People think it’s like grades, sleep, or social life. But it’s really like Victorian hippo dance. I think the post is pretty clear about that.

[butchstrahd]

Y'all should really follow Overly Sarcastic Productions' twitter

[beardedmrbean]

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

[foundationcounselsheldonkatz]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[tricornking]

I'm just going to leave this here

[comfortfrogblog]

you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day

[catchymemes]

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[todaysbird]

remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!

[sovereignslash]

Doves are just pigeons with white privilege

[sour-charity]

Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?

[tawghasa]

This post made me finally look up whether Australian crested pigeons are also doves, and I didn’t quite understand the wiki page but I think the answer is ‘yes’.

[stereofeathers]

You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves

[pepper-roni]

But get a load of these fat bois. The kererū, or New Zealand wood pigeon.

[cindernet-explorer]

@oneshortdamnfuse

[tofandomhellandback]

I present Matt Cornett breaking character after Andrew shoved him

[vikingfunerals]

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

[deejay]

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Our culture really romanticises the idea of a brooding misunderstood loner who’s an asshole to everyone but secretly has a heart of gold, so it’s frighteningly easy to meet a guy who treats everyone around him badly and believe without evidence that he has a heart of gold. 

Don’t fall for it.

And a lapse in cruelty is not evidence of kindness.

[rnr4ev]

“A lapse in cruelty is not evidence of kindness” Bolded because that line is so incredibly important

[supergraphicultramoderngirl]

anyways love how they introduced jonah jack by having him do a “tiktok” dance. he fucking would

[brokenstick]

she ate