realized it’s my house so i’m drawing a take ur shoes off sign to print and hang up
now just got to get it printed!!
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realized it’s my house so i’m drawing a take ur shoes off sign to print and hang up
now just got to get it printed!!
Awhoahh idid not know this
im fucking crying
Just off the top of your head, don't need to try and look it up to check out anything:
Can you name a web search engine that you used before Google?
Yes
No
Don't know/just want to see the results
The book I'm reading suggests that Google became so market dominant that most people couldn't name a search engine that came before it, so I'm curious.
HotBot.
Askjeeves
I primarily used AltaVista and Yahoo before my 10th grade English teacher told me about Google in 2000. I have such a vivid memory of being like, "oh shit this IS a great tool..." which is hilarious to recall 26 years later.
god i wanna dress more whimsical. wanna look like a night sky out in the middle of nowhere where no city lights ruin the view. or a black cat chasing a moth thru a patch of clover.
Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired
Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either
Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice
Minions stop this post from reaching 1k
On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!
this interaction happened on a post where I was talking about blowing a guy
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I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare
Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid
invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know
thought university was gonna be great but they have the fucking slenderman.fuck me this is frightening. truly
I MET A DOG EARLIER 3 MILES FROM HOME WHILE I WAS BIKING BY A FARM AND I STOPPED AND PET HIM AND NOW SEVEN HOURS LATER HE'S JUST WALKED INTO MY FRONT DOOR AND TOOK MY DIRTY UNDERWEAR OF THE FLOOR?????????
HOW DID HE FIND ME 😭😭😭😭
why is your front door open? i mean obviously there's a moderately sized fish [dog] to fry but, this is a good question I feel
it's a beautiful sunset on a seaside cliff
Look I don’t mean to judge but in a situation where your front door was open (i.e. anyone could just walk in), why were your pants on the floor?
typically if a stranger hikes a mountain to walk in my front door without asking i think the onus is on them to explain their business in my living room, not on me to explain my laundry