No Brain, Only Rocks

Limes || 20s || They/Them || unknown-limes.carrd.co

[thursdaysyme]

realized it’s my house so i’m drawing a take ur shoes off sign to print and hang up

[thursdaysyme]

now just got to get it printed!!

[wifehaver103947]

Awhoahh idid not know this

[wifehaver103947]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[nudityandnerdery]

Just off the top of your head, don't need to try and look it up to check out anything:

Can you name a web search engine that you used before Google?

Yes

No

Don't know/just want to see the results

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

The book I'm reading suggests that Google became so market dominant that most people couldn't name a search engine that came before it, so I'm curious.

[alex51324]

HotBot.

[akinmytua2]

Askjeeves

[whatbigotspost]

I primarily used AltaVista and Yahoo before my 10th grade English teacher told me about Google in 2000. I have such a vivid memory of being like, "oh shit this IS a great tool..." which is hilarious to recall 26 years later.

[unknown-limes]

god i wanna dress more whimsical. wanna look like a night sky out in the middle of nowhere where no city lights ruin the view. or a black cat chasing a moth thru a patch of clover.

[vexwerewolf]

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

[vexwerewolf]

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

[vexwerewolf]

Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice

[vexwerewolf]

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

[lesser-robot-cat]

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

[twinkhole-destroyer]

this interaction happened on a post where I was talking about blowing a guy

[vrtualseraph]

ocean life blinkies masterpost

creds | x | x | x

tip jar

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[captaindibbzy]

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[raptorcivilization]

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[tatangadragon]

thought university was gonna be great but they have the fucking slenderman.fuck me this is frightening. truly

[i-am-the-oyster]

[wizardarchetypes]

I MET A DOG EARLIER 3 MILES FROM HOME WHILE I WAS BIKING BY A FARM AND I STOPPED AND PET HIM AND NOW SEVEN HOURS LATER HE'S JUST WALKED INTO MY FRONT DOOR AND TOOK MY DIRTY UNDERWEAR OF THE FLOOR?????????

[wizardarchetypes]

HOW DID HE FIND ME 😭😭😭😭

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

why is your front door open? i mean obviously there's a moderately sized fish [dog] to fry but, this is a good question I feel

[wizardarchetypes]

it's a beautiful sunset on a seaside cliff

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Look I don’t mean to judge but in a situation where your front door was open (i.e. anyone could just walk in), why were your pants on the floor?

[wizardarchetypes]

typically if a stranger hikes a mountain to walk in my front door without asking i think the onus is on them to explain their business in my living room, not on me to explain my laundry

[hotvampireadjacent]