Mammal surpise attack

29 year old Trans Woman/// Do not expect anything good from me ever! Life sucks but atleast I can be mentally a mouse. https://cherubiblast.carrd.co/ banner by @me icon by https://www.tumblr.com/kokomoryuko <3 <3

[hallelujah-blackout]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[dogpuppy]

[thethreemustyfears]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[stroebe2]

[anime-to-the-t]

I feel like I’m forgetting something important to me…

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[pinniposting]

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

[deathwarlock]

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

[koholint]

[skeletonsiro]

in our copy of hana-bi the subtitles never leave the screen until something else is said

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

[homeboygirl]

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

[copycatgirl36]

loser

[homeboygirl]

FUUUUUUUCK !!

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[yournonbinarypal]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. For everything else, there's Mastercard."

[nyaa]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

scout TF2 5 years HRT