Melanie's Dumb Lil Page

The Literally Harry Du Bois girl (as in median plural). 19, transfem, she/her, pan.

[narwhalsarefalling]

can axolotls survive in a gallon bucket of sprite

Yeah they can but you really shouldn't.

[lesbiskammerat]

fine..if you insist

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[toriel-2]

you like me...for me..? (blushes) (cums all over the

huh

as you wish lord

[callali1y]

continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that

[callali1y]

this post crossed my dash again so id like to clarify a few things:

1. stop telling me you're one of the good christians! or how your relationship to your faith is complicated! I AM MOCKING YOU! i am not taking a moral high ground here! this post is not about your religion's rampant homophobia, or child abuse, or the countless other fucking evils this post is about how YOU ARE FUCKING LAME. your faith is corny and passè and the things you do for it are fucking cringe. shut up!

2. do not come onto this post with some variation of "oh if they ACTUALLY read the bible they'd all be niceys" - first of all as previously stated this post is not about whether or not they're niceys, second of all the book probably doesnt even say that you just read a fucking tumblr post and finally WHO CARESSSSSS WHAT THE FUCKING BOOK SAYS?! THE BOOK IS MADE UP. ITS LAME. SHUT UP.

3. this post was prompted by a guy whose pronouns on discord were set to sinner/saved. that was in the tags of the original post but i want everyone to know this is the type of guy i have to work with

[deadelated]

the gay thoughts are back

[mosasadogs]

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

[deadelated]

I was literally sitting like this with my guns

[nowhere-angel]

[amvs]

This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

[amvs]

This is who won the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

[whimsicalfairytales]

This is who just became the official mayor of NYC rn

[transarsonist]

God I hope the cops quit like they said they would

[rubsjuice]

Random streamer clip your friend sends you simulator

Wayneradiotv: [people screaming in the background, a gmod ufo passes by, Wayne is sitting on the floor on greenscreen laughing his ass off, there's an explosion]

Jerma985: [obviously clipped mid-sentence] think there's nothing wrong with killing people if you're hiding the evidence well. That's crazy, I don't believe that--I don't think this type of person exists. That should not be happening, ever. [His character gets ran over by a car in the game he's playing. He breaks down in hysterics.]

NorthernLion: So when you think about the grand scheme of things it doesn't take much to realize that your life can be comfortable just the way it is. You don't need a fancy car, you don't need a-- well maybe you do need a fancy house but only as it brings you good--good tidings. "You hate people who work hard"? Buddy, no disrespect, but I don't think your CV fills out a full page, you're the weakest link. [Gets a cool item on the roguelike pick-three] THE ULTIMATE DESTRUCTORRRRR

[kinda-pushy-fem]

You can grab me by the way. Grab my hand, my tits, my butt, my tongue, literally all of me is grabbable. Grab grab grab

[fatguarddog]

"Yeah I get really turned on when people are kinda forward about wanting me" - person who struggles to feel desirable

[nat-20s]

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

[debarked]

trauma so bad my coping mechanisms have names and pronouns

[harbinger-of-the-defiled-heires]

i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit

[puppyliberationarmy]

i know what its like to be Burger 🍔....

[anthroposeen]

charlie kirk did deserve to die. he deserved the way in which he died. he died wearing a shirt that said freedom, and his last word was "violence". he believed that the 2nd amendment required the sacrifice of lives. he loved the weapon that killed him more than the safety of his own young children. i hope it wasn't an instant death. i hope that just for a second he understood what was happening, and i hope he died scared.

[stigmartyrpunk]

evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever

[saltyfinalboss]

i can wait 10 years more for silksong if they don't make a second winged nosk

[saltyfinalboss]

SILKSONG IN 2025 MENTIONED IN NINTENDO SWITCH 2 DIRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saltyfinalboss]

I'M SO EXCITED!! DON'T GET ME WRONG!! BUT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!