TerraRingo

26 - lesbian - she/her - transfem - Krusty Krab employee of the month

[innerchildabortionclinic]

telling the people paying 20k rent in NYC that central park is a good location for a data center as a form of psychological warfare

[innerchildabortionclinic]

you could definitely fit a dollar general + parking lot as well

[commodityproduction]

something to consider

[ashenmind]

zun putting out a game with better language availability than toby fox is pretty funny

[ashenmind]

normal reaction when you express… I can’t even call this mild criticism

literally just making light of a major indie game only being offered in two languages

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[clownboybebop]

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

[four-predatory-lesbians]

ur mom sounds hot is she single

[clownboybebop]

my mom is in fact single, and if you are so determined then it’s not my fault when you find out why

[yagi1227]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i am at animal urgent care with nora, she was wheezing fast this morning and having trouble breathing, they said it looks like fluid in her chest. i'm paying for x-rays cause i don't know what else to do, but i'm gonna need a lot of help making rent after this and i already wrote my landlord the check. please help with anything if you can

@orbis3 on vmo

$0/$1415

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey everyone. i know a lot of you have also come to love nora through my posts and pictures. i'm sorry to say it wasn't good news and there isn't much we can do; this is one of those health issues where once it's noticeable, it's not getting better. today seemed to be the first day it was bothering her but it was going to be her best day from now on, and i didn't want her to suffer & be confused. nora said goodbye peaceful and feeling safe, resting on my shoulder in her favorite spot.

thank you all for loving her with me. hug your animals a little tighter for me, and if you feel like it, leave a glass of water out for nora as she goes.

i could still use the help if anyone can spare. thank you all for making me -- & nora -- feel loved.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

this cat saved my life multiple times. she is the first one i told when i realized i was trans, and as silly as it sounds, the fact she didn't seem to care helped me go on. i am gonna miss her so much.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

thank you all so much, it means a lot right now

$160/$1415

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

you are all very sweet to me. i love you. i miss her

$342/$1415

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

not feeling as much like i need to panic about this is a real blessing right now. thank you all so much

$612/$1415

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

thank you, everybody, so much. it really helps♥️

$716/$1415

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

cried a lot last night. hard waking up without her next to my face like normal. y'all are good to me

$1026/$1415

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

you are all so sweet. thank you for your kind words and well wishes. i'm gonna miss that cat

$1146.54/$1415

[proartspb]

[bisthefairy]

Stealing prev tags uwu

[sourcreammachine]

^mental gymnastics of the forcefield denier

[thepervertlesbian]

The pervert lesbian is wearing a floral print bikini and has managed to awkwardly insert the saying "stop and smell the flowers" into your conversation 6 times in an hour

[thepervertlesbian]

If you own a floral swimsuit you can re-enact this post and enter the pervert lesbian hall of fame

[bobdylanyaoi]

what i feel like when i reply to someone’s post

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I'd be scared it Ted Cruz suddenly called me too

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

*strikes a princess pose*

[woman-respecter]

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

[sandmandaddy69]

[wallowing-wallflower]

[jagi11]

I randomly remembered a funny situation I had once

[soup-mother]

Hi I'm American movie director, here's my idea for a live action movie based on a widely beloved series: Ok so a team of US soldiers are transported to another world.

[soup-mother]

Bold new direction for the zelda CDI series

[soup-mother]

I was gonna make a joke about sonic, then remembered the sonic movies, then I was gonna make a joke about pacman, and remembered pixels. So really the point here is that the United States is Satan.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[girlballs]

Okay goodnight various internet transgender women in my phone. Don't forget to bust on each others boobs and thighs lesbianstyle for pride month.

[imagine-benedict-cumberbatch]

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

[voidripper-archive-deactivated2]

[officialjared19]

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else