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“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue

wow she read them down

normal wizard tower but with short Baba Yaga style chicken legs. wobbling around all top heavy. the wizard inside muttering anxiously and running from one corner of the room to the other for balance

wizorbs

normal wizard tower but with one large leg and the wizard inside clicked into their seatbelt while the tower travels around like a pogo stick

lavender-wizard

normal wizard tower but with four wheels like a shopping cart from the supermarket where one is locked at an angle and it makes that god awful squeak. the wizard has to grease them often.

evilwizard

Howl’s Moving Hassle

bigscaryd

Wizard tower that is only safe to move during heavy rain, otherwise its little octopus tentacles could dry out.

evilwizard

sideways wizard tower that slithers around like a snake

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fuckblast

No one's posted this yet somehow

blackgirlsreverything

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sixpenceee

Evolution of gaming graphics

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If you’re not genuinely interested in dinosaurs I don’t think we can be friends.

why-i-love-comics

Justice League #11 - “Atonement” (2012)

written by Geoff Johns art by Jim Lee, Scott Williams, Jonathan Glapion, Alex Sincalir, & Gabe Eltaeb

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lasturlontheleft

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

nicollekidman

seatrench

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

cetitanhasmoved

sorry the what? the what moray

cromerholt

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

theeclectickoalastudent

There are many benefits to being a Marine Biologi-you sonofabitch!

theconcealedweapon

weepingandgnashingofteeth

howglorygoes

any female born after 1993 can’t cook... all they know is insect powder, tnt, arse, acid, atom dust & lye

splicky

1800s pharmacist making cold medicine

kurgy

wheres seasons greasons

kurgy

its that time of year again

theangriestlittleunicorn

It doesn’t have to be

kurgy

its not optional

jerrylandis

Why the fuck did Amazon just send me and this one other guy in our building a free sample package of Coke Zero

jerrylandis

Why

jerrylandis

Hey guysssss I’d like to take a moment to talk to you all about this new product. Coke

seliphra

There’s a real explanation! This is actually a SCAM called ‘Brushing’ to raise their ratings on amazon artificially. They create a fake account with a random real address, purchase the item themselves and mail it off and as it goes to a real address, random people get it.

Then they leave themselves a nice five-star review with the fake account. This sounds like a victimless crime, but this means your information is compromised, they have your account info, and possibly your credit card information, and can lead to people purchasing garbage because they believe the multiple verified five star reviews.

If you receive a random package you did not order, you should report it immediately to both Amazon and the Federal Trade Commission, change your password, and monitor your cards. You’re free to keep the package though.

particularj

It’s that time of year again.

Monitor your credit and debit cards regularly. Be wary of pop up sites offering deals too good to be true. If you get a package you didn’t order, investigate, be cautious, but US law also allows you to keep anything sent to you without obligation (you know, to prevent scams where people send you something you didn’t ask for and then sue you for an inflated purchase price).

Oh, and shop small / fuck Amazon if you are able.