Likes a Cute Girl in a Cute Skirt

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[trans-derolo-truther]

So I wasn’t the only one thinking this when I saw that article right?

[cgl-is-unsafe]

Imagine yourself.

You are 14. You want to try dating. You wouldn’t want to date an 11 year old though, right? No, no way. You want someone your age!

At 15, an 11 year old is out of the question! That’s just silly. Even 12 is too little– you might even have a younger sibling that age. Gross!

At 16, would you date someone who is 13? (a middle schooler). You wouldn’t, right? As a high schooler, 13 is just a baby.

This phenomenon is NOT lost on adults. Take it from someone who IS one.  As an adult, anyone who is a teenager is a child to us. This is not meant to be condescending; adults see teenagers as people who have growing to do. People who are so much younger, immature even. Small like a younger sibling who needs protecting. If you are underage, and an adult tells you that they see you as an adult and are attracted to you because of it, THIS IS A LIE. They see you as a child. If an adult tells you that they see you, who is underage, as an adult, stay away. That person is attracted to children. That person is a pedophile.

[go-commit-breathnt]

[gnusnoteunuchs]

experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

[gnusnoteunuchs]

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

[gnusnoteunuchs]

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve. 

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

[thenerdyindividual]

[bearie]

ghhgggghhjhhhhh

[bearie]

thinkin about bead lizards………….

[prokopetz]

Dealing with death in tabletop RPGs:

Miraculously returned to life by kindly old priest

Soul implanted in clockwork robot by ethically dubious wizard

Filthy druid speed-runs cycle of reincarnation, brings you back as an owl

Replaced by identical twin with suspiciously similar name seeking revenge for death of sibling

Talk GM into making the next adventure a flashback to before you died

Promote familiar or animal companion to player character status

Apply ghost template and continue adventuring, but now with awesome ghost powers

Invoke “you keep what you kill” and declare that the monster that killed you is now your character

Just show up again next session, claim to have been on vacation, and refuse to acknowledge any suggestion to the contrary

Actually roll up a new character

[je-blauge]

Can I ask what happens if the character dies in the flashback?

[prokopetz]

[demonius-darkblade]

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

[tits-n-trix]

[oldmancaleb-deactivated20220531]

Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash’s mom totally doms him

[rtrixie]

Hey please don’t type these words ever again

[spookiebirdie]

@daftcannibal if I had to see these words with my own eyes so do you

[thatmivy]

…you know ;)

[guy]

truth

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[sevensables]

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

[michaeljruocco]

I can agree with most people that the live-action Grinch is far from a great movie, but this scene always kills me.

[suzie-guru]

FUNNY BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THIS SCENE. 

When the Grinch yanks the tablecloth away, everything on the table was supposed to fall. But Jim Carrey did it so expertly, all of the objects stayed right where they were! So the Grinch running back and messing everything up was improvised by Jim =)  

[chaos--themralds]

THAT’S AWESOME Also I love the push of the table it’s so extra it’s great

[sandandglass]

[a-melior-ate]

salem was very trully representative of the gays. Like i watched my fair share of lgbt movie but this cat held more of my identity and culture than any gay character on tv

[voxette-vk]

[trapcard]

I’m truly the friend who will fight your ex who did you dirty even after you get over it. like I will see them 5 years later and be like “square fuck up you know exactly what this asswhoopin is for”

[goldenclitoris]

my friend clocked my ex in the face unexpectedly literally like 3 years after we broke up and it was the most special I have ever felt. this is a true friend

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield

peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK

thor: …….nvm

[papa-abel-deactivated20250303]

inspired by @vimeddiee ‘s tweet here

[ampervadasz]

[lastfmuser]

“come to me. come to me. go go go go go go go go go go go go. here’s my sweetie, here’s my little girl“