[shillanov]

having ilya rozanov as a captain would be such a fucking hoot. “GOOD JOB I LOVE YOU” and fist bumps as you skate off the ice. “FUCKING FUCK SAN FRANCISCO!!!!!!!!” as veins pop out of his forehead like he’s the terminator. pep talk in the locker room like “whoever scores tonight gets one thousand dollars HAHA JUST KIDDING!!! U FUCKERS OWE ME ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! BITCH!!!” love him. i would be loyal to my captain until the day i die. captain rozanov forever

[beemovieerotica]

[flower-of-the-desert]

I enjoy GREATLY the fact that Shane loooves Ilya being an asshole. Like other ppl would be fuming about whatever Rozanov said to piss them off while Shane is sitting there trying to fight off a smile on his face. His own parents complain about Rozanov being an ass and Shane looks delighted. He's sitting there chuckling to himself while watching video compilations of Ilya Rozanov Saying Shit.

"You are an asshole" he says with the biggest smile on his face before smooching the hell out of Rozanov who is making fun of his pillows, mind you.

[ageae]

[penisphan]

[shanerozanov]

shane & ilya by todoga_k on twitter!

[unrealisticlea]

this is so extremely random sorry dskjsk but i remember you being interested in that one tiktok drama with the ceo x med student that was going around a while ago? i was looking for a toxic yuri one of those for my own ends lol and remembered this one and decided to check for it, and i think i found a full version of it!

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wf4ks

i haven't watched it through but it seems to be the right one and it should be the full thing -- just thought i'd let you know in case you were still interested hehe

I was on hiatus and this was Xmas to come back to. I know what I’m doing tonight. Thank you.

[ahexagon]

shane really hit the jackpot as someone on the spectrum because ilya is perceptive enough for the entire nhl. he clocks every homosexual in the room like he's psychic

shane has never had to interpret a social cue again ik he's content

[panikkarscurls]

when friends say, “this made me think of you.” and send you something that gives you psychic damage 🫰🏽

[dogsuffrage]

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

[ilovemosss]

i dont think words can truly express how jarring it is to not watch heated rivalry and then suddenly this week see the news break that the whole franchise is based off of stucky fanfiction that given the timeline it's completely possible i read in my teens and THEN. see the gifs. and go oh. yeah. it really was stucky fanfiction. insane work, crave canada. insane. fucking. work. you paid a guy to dress up as fake steve rogers, to the best of my ability to ascertain renamed him scott, and had him be captain of team usa. wear little steve closet cosplays all the time. and then. flirt with the not-bucky smoothie maker guy. you cant make this shit up. not even on tumblr, home of making shit up

[assiraphales]

I’m actually done skirting around the subject the fact that marvel ruined steve and bucky’s relationship was purposefully CRUEL. idgaf whether or not u liked the ship or not, but the mcu had established that steve rogers and bucky barnes loved each other to the point that only the grim reaper itself could separate them. their tagline was “til the end of the line” = til death do us part. they’d rather die (‘no not without you!’ and steve letting the winter beat him unconscious) than leave the other behind. they’d been frozen for the better part of a century — steve in the ice and bucky in cryo — and they still found their way back to each other. bucky broke thru 70 years of brainwashing torture and programming at the sight of his best friend. steve dropped the shield twice and finally found his way back to being steve rogers & not just captain america. they’d kicked screamed and crawled thru hell to each other and they deserved to be happy!!! it thematically made sense to let them be HAPPY! to go to baseball games and bitch about the dodgers moving to LA, to watch their favorite books as movies, to finally see the grand canyon. ending their relationship w steve leaving bucky alone in the future was a disservice to ten years of film precedent and DECADES of comics. steve rogers, no matter the circumstance, would not leave bucky. not til the day he died. & quite frankly I’m sick of the narrative that we were delusional shippers for being upset that their friendship was sent thru a wood chipper

[cyberdelph]

by @aary_soap

[milkovichy]

[queerdnp]

[latinaavenger]

The same man who ate glue is also the only one who knows how to make the mortgage payments.

[peaky-arthur]

[foxofninetales]

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[clementineskesh]

it's also funny to see people say "haha when Shane and Ilya come out it will make the signing in Ottawa make sense it will be funny" girl it will be a fucking disaster i fear gay people would never recover from. My mother to this DAY resents Linda Gretzky for Wayne Gretzky saying he signed in LA to be closer to her family people were ready to tar and feather that woman (due to rampant misogyny). 2 Gretzky level stars doing that??? For reason of being gay and in love???? It would be mitigated by Shane not leaving Canada but holy shit. It is so fun to imagine this scenario but if it were happening to a team I followed I would be on the news