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comikbook

thinking about egregious dykery deltarune tweet

inshallah he will be drank

targetedknowledge

slimetony

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

dezposts

What even is clown food?

slimetony

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

roddaprime

So i need a new bed, so I’m looking up alternatives

and im like

Okay a bit weird but still nice

lol #random

Whos bed is this??? Gumbys????

your going to fucking die when that rolls away

WHDAJDNAJKDBWHFLSJFHDJKDKfLSafjSLANSAND

WHY DOES THIS ONE HAVE A DUNGEON

GRapes? Grapes.

Are u secretly a clownfish?

I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON ANYMORE

audioexorcisms

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

designerpets

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

audioexorcisms

Where do you think the comma goes

coolyo294

Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown st paul. For those who are interested

transmechanicus

Is this still available?

guerrillatech

This is akin all those hot takes about the 2k bug being an hoax:

"Remember when they told us every computer was going to crash on 1/1/01 and there would be chaos and then nothing happened?"

Yeah, I remember. And I'm sure every programmer and sysadmin that contributed the billion person/hour global effort to prevent it also remembers.

alarajrogers

No one talks about acid rain anymore, either. And that's a very good thing.

oligopspispopd-deactivated20221

see also START and START II, which significantly reduced nuclear stockpiles

cop-disliker69

International cooperation is actually so effective that most people don’t even notice it happening, and then erroneously believe it can’t solve anything.

silly-jellyghoty

Fixing issues before they develop into actual disasters is such an underappreciated thing it hurts at all levels.

We don't talk about acid rain because there isn't any more acid rain because when acid rain started happening and we learned that the cause was mainly sulphur oxide and carbon monooxide from car exhausts, countries all over the world made it a law that car companies had to produce cars that produced less exhaust with better effectivenes (burning the fuel all the way to CO2 instead of the halfassed CO) and oil rafineries to remove the sulphur from the gasoline in the first place.

We don't talk about computers crashing because of the turn of the century, because thousands of programmers worked very hard to write updates and patches for Every Single Program humanity as a whole used back in 1999 and then somehow managed to failtest, distribute, and update every single device and system, be it an online or offline one before the midnight of the 1st january of 2000.

On a much smaller scale, no one ever commenta or notices cleaners and housekeepers doing their job - be it at home or at whole buildings - because they always make sure that there's nothing to notice. But don't be fooled - at any point of your life you are one week of them not doing away from swimming in trash and filth with nothing to eat and nothing clean to wear. Only then you would notice.

Now it's time to do that thing again and make sure that we don't kill our whole planetary ecosystem within the next century.

silver-tongues-blog

the-quasar-hero

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

fidelcostco

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

fidelcostco

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

The reason why McConnell is currently ambiguously dead is because KY law was recently amended to state that a vacant senate seat must be filled by a special election, but previously, the duty to fill a vacant senate seat was by appointment of the current governor. The present KY gov is a Democrat, and has the means to challenge the special elections rule in the state supreme court, under the argument that it is unconstitutional to governor's power as outlined in the KY state constitution. So given the risk of a Dem appointee who would become an incumbent to challenge, or a special election race in the middle of the Mamdani Endorsement DemSoc run on congressional seats, McConnell will remain in quantum superposition between life and death until there is no longer a risk of his republican power being challenged.

Which... you know, really is life in the American Fascist Era in a nutshell: a questionably dead or dying racist lich refusing to reliquinsh the ability to make all our lives miserable

hauntednachotimemachine

@ominous-signs 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

ominous-signs

Happy to see Spiders Georg branched out

anxiousmercy

@derinthescarletpescatarian

memories taste like spiders

derinthescarletpescatarian

Can't wait until summer

hollowistheworld

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

greenapplegirl90

For now Meagan and Autumn Hill are at Johnson County Jail, as the state of Texas is trying to double-jeopardy them. If you want to send mail to them, use these mailing addresses:

for Meagan:

Bradford Morris 202502011

Johnson County Jail PO Box 247 Phoenix, MD 21131

For Autumn Hill:

Cameron Arnold 202502023

Johnson County Jail PO Box 247 Phoenix, MD 21131

Books have to be ordered through Barnes and Noble, they go to the same names and booking numbers, but to the physical address of the jail:

[Deadname / booking number] Johnson County Jail 1800 Ridgemar Drive Cleburne, TX 76031

You can also contact them via the GTL app, though it requires registration and costs 25 cents a message. To get to them in the facility lookup , you would select Texas > Johnson County > booking number (for Meagan 202502011 , for Autumn Hill 202502023). You will need to put funds in the "my messaging" account. The upside is that you can send immediate messages and pictures to them.

If you want to send them commissary, you have to go through the Connectnetwork website at https://web.connectnetwork.com/ . Like with GTL you have to look them up by Texas > Johnson County > booking number.

Anyway. I want to say thank you to everyone who's been supporting Meagan and Autumn through this awful time, and that they've really benefited from everyone's support: the letters, commissary, phone calls, everything that helps them keep a hold of their community outside. One day they will be free, but until then thank you all for supporting them <3