Inconspicuous

They/Them, 20, Brazil.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids.

[pentecost]

rami malek thoughtfully formulating a sentence fragment

[thegayestofagendas]

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

[faglick]

View this post on Instagram

[candiikismet]

“YES QUEEN SIT!”

[bigtittydgemini]

“I have a man thank you!”

[yourladyindank]

Make a scene!

[captainmarvall]

y’all remember that time Captain America laughed at Superman for eating cookies at the oscars

[yamcha]

[thedarkestlovee]

I think about this video often…

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[clittyslickers-deactivated20250]

i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

what breed of dog is that

[illinoisiest]

titzu

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

I’m howling that this hasn’t been flagged yet

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[sky-moon-nature-deactivated2023]

Effing wow 😮

[thedrunkhermit-deactivated20180]

@forestwildflower

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

Dang

[sentry-34]

POW

[clevermanka]

the delay where you think it might be possible that the tree will survive and then…nope

[ronaldmackinnon]

Fantastic video! And it perfectly illustrates why you never rest under a tree during a lightning storm. Not for risk of electrocution, but because of the tree. When lightning struck the tree, all of the sap inside of it boiled spontaneously - that’s what caused the tree to explode. So you’re more likely to be injured by shrapnel, boiling hot sap, and/or have stuff fall on you than be electrocuted.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

How the fuck do PEOPLE survive this?!

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[undertastic-dork]

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

[toastbutteregg]

NAKED GRANDMA

[twitterlols]

[mushanga]

how fuckin short is mr clean

[hotvampireadjacent]

how fucking big was that 12 year old

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

hes destroying the evidence that the giant 12 year old ever existed

[piesandswords]

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

[piesandswords]

WAIT SHIT

[sandandglass]

“Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you.”

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

[xenso-remade]

leaves*

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

where are you going

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[marikazemus34]

[carbonoid]

[lord-starquaad]

To be fair…

[tealesbian]

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…