this is. I'm a little. hooooo boy.... oh wow oh golly gosh wow....
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this is. I'm a little. hooooo boy.... oh wow oh golly gosh wow....
Spot the difference
is it just me or is putting dvds in the player kind of erotic..
I love my jeep I love driving him and patting his dashboard and calling him a good boy for taking me everywhere I need to go. I love stroking its tires when I fill them and cleaning the salt off its windows in the winter. When I turn the seat heater on and stroke its steering wheel it makes me feel all goey inside. Grinding against the seat, fingers clenching on the wheel, the hum of the engine egging me on...
Hey guys, is it normal for your robot to moan a little bit when you’re doing routine maintenance?
… Asking for a friend, of course.
This just means you're doing an exemplary job. This also means you need to start fucking them but that's apparently "forbidden by company policy"
We should destigmatize butt toys. Not just because they’re fun for all genders and orientations, but also so people stop having to go to the hospital with non butt-safe objects up there
the concept of coffee machines are so cute like wdym theres a machine that literally makes me a drink so that im ready for thr day. did the inventor of coffee machines not even think twice abt that or
Tin Can
To be a stumpy, bratty bot always in need to correct my Master. To have to inform him about being precautionary when handling me. And even on a normal day, I'd nag Master about the most mundane things: inappropriate posture, daily stretching routine, my treads getting stuck on misplaced objects, even his indoor decibel levels.
When Master gets tired of me correcting his every move, he lifts me up like a toy and brings me into his bedroom where a full length mirror resides. As I wait on the edge of the bed watching Master adjust his pants, I complain about possibly falling off the bed and having my internals banged up. "Perhaps that'd get you to shut up," he says "but I've got another idea in mind".
After I asked Master what that could be, without a word, he picks me up again and carries me to the mirror, his dick exposed and flaccid. I continue to question the situation and Master's cock begins to stiffen as I become more clueless. I'm not even aware of the fact that his length nearly surpasses my height.
When he's heard enough, Master sits me on his tip, my synthetic donut barely enveloping it, as we both stare at our reflections. With fewer words, I ask Master what is it we're practicing, and he says "Server maintenance, crackpot. You've got a lot to learn". Immediately following that, Master pushes me further down his tall cock with little to no resistance.
Suddenly I begin to feel woozy, all the information I could share with Master slowly leaks out of me just as easily as the excess lube I had produced on instinct. Riding up and down Master's shaft, ideas turn into wimpy moans and a desire for dick riding. My twig-like arms attempting to hold on to Master's, until they buckle into blurry shapes.
Now downgraded to a fuckbot, my pupils become swirls as Master fucks me faster and harder, getting a good look at my face as I can hardly analyze the forms dancing in the mirror. The sight is an embarrassment: an autonomous encyclopedia has been modded to take big dick and has an anus so puffy that it can be its own flavor at Dunkin'.
I try to communicate with Master, but all I can output are stutters and light grunts. I continue to leak more lube and pre, making it easier for Master to fuck me fanatically. "Almost done," Master says "let's see how much of a smartass you are now". Rounding up the final repairs, Master finishes inside me and I go limp from the sensory overload, eyes still spiraling.
Master slowly lifts me up from his cock and I gush cum as if I were a broken ice cream machine. Master sets me down on the floor and tells me "go clean up this mess, tin can". My movements are jagged, and my treads only do well at catching fresh semen from the bedroom carpet. Master cleans up the scene and allows me to reboot until I get to pester him again with practical advice.
"sorry guys, can't come to the hangout... watching porn rn"
said porn : pressing a sharpie down* REALLY hard until it leaks on my thigh
Imagine spending countless hours programming an orgasm for a robot.
Bonus points if the robot isn’t designed for anything remotely sexual.
Like A1-g8 comes in fully expecting you to give it one of your usual silly updates and then suddenly it’s cumming.
Would that be crazy or what 🫣
all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again
chat is it gay to finger your enemy's wound
I hate the trope in machine fucking where they don’t know what being horny is or what fetishes and kinks are. That thing is connected to the internet. It knows what hentai is. It will use its wires as it sees fit.
hitting the fuck button on my keyboard whenever i want it to have sex
you can press the fuck button on your keyboard to make it have sex if you want that sort of thing or arent strictly opposed to it
Like im a bit of a techum poser. I dont actuallt know shit about nothing in that department but i SURE DO wanna smooch em. And otherwise
thinking abt robotgirls again