Tumblr Quotes n'Penis Jokes

Would much rather be driving away from here chasing UFOs

[ostolero]

I'm retiring from opinions

just gonna let my senses of taste and smell guide all judgement

[allpiesforourown]

Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)

Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic

[irreparableinnocence]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

[dumbpuppyfag]

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

[lucytara]

the first rule of eating pussy is to have fun and be yourself

[lovesickhog]

Second rule is leave no survivors

[catchymemes]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[bish0ps]

Can you explain this gap in your blog history

[zooophagous]

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

[taxidiinae]

[catchymemes]

[miiriya]

[greelin]

“arcane trickster” literally sounds like a term of endearment. To me

[eleutheria4ever]

“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

[finalwomanarchive]

good shit

[voidandradiance]

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

[asortoflight]

[headspace-hotel]

writing can’t be that hard. all it is is just putting words in front of each other, right?

[headspace-hotel]

update: the wrong words are in front of each other. This is the worst thing ever to happen.

[kushblazer666]