Sarah Bernhardt, 1896, Alphonse Mucha
Medium: lithography

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Sarah Bernhardt, 1896, Alphonse Mucha
Medium: lithography
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Chicago city home of the deep dish pussy
THE UNIVERSE IS CALLING
The Moon, 1902, Alphonse Mucha
https://www.wikiart.org/en/alphonse-mucha/evening-star
broke: rating people by number (like: “shes a 10”)
WOKE: rating people by song
babe ur so africa by toto
new ask meme lmk what song u think I embody
So my dog is a 210 pound Great Dane who has never had a toy smaller than a car tire before, and he always rips them to sheds within a couple weeks.
Recently my sister got him the biggest toy she could find in the doggy toy section, a toy owl about the size of my dog’s head.
He smelled it, took it delicately in his mouth, then just dropped it on the floor and has barely touched it since.
But I keep finding him with it near him while he is sleeping.
I haven’t put it there, and neither has my mum.
He never chews on it, like he is afraid to break it.
And it is always right near his head when he sleeps.
I think he has accepted the tiny owl as his pet.
When the fuck did this get notes Did someone famous reblog my tiny puppy boy
“but why do we need to teach or mention asexuality in health class”
well my guy, maybe so asexual teens dont think something’s wrong w them ???
and also, because a scary high amount of asexual teens force themselves into awful sexual situations and abusive relationships because they think there is something wrong with them and maybe we could make it so they didn’t do that
list of men i trust:
john mulaney
andy samberg
Terry Crews
• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
• Tom Holland
• Lin-Manuel Miranda
- Barack Obama
- John Legend
Walt Disney World Secret or Overlooked Sights
Disney World is a huge place with tons of little details that are easy to miss. On your next trip to Disney World, be on the lookout for some of my top ten personal favorite sights.
1. The Sword in the Stone
The Sword in the Stone has always been something I associate with Disneyland, but did you know there’s actually one in Disney World as well? The Sword in the Stone is located in front of Prince Charming’s carousel, and makes for a fun photo opportunity. It’s been rumored that there’s a cast member who watches the sword from a distance and uses a switch to operate it, deciding who will get to lift the sword.
2. Steering the Liberty Square Riverboat
Next time you ride the Liberty Square Riverboat, ask a cast member to ride in the wheelhouse. If you’re allowed, you’ll get to sit with the captain, “steer” the riverboat, and take home a commemorative co-pilot certificate. The boat is run on a track and the steering wheel doesn’t really do anything, so there’s no need to worry about crashing the boat.
3. Cinderella’s Wishing Well
On a pathway behind the castle to Cosmic Ray’s, you can find Cinderella’s wishing well, a charming well for making wishes and throwing pennies. The area is perfect for pictures and taking a break, since there are usually very few people there. Another plus is whatever coins you throw into the well are collected frequently and donated to children’s charities.
4. Lady and the Tramp
Near the entrance to Magic Kingdom is an Italian restaurant called Tony’s Town Square, based on the restaurant Tony’s from Lady and the Tramp. In the movie, the dogs place their paw prints in wet cement, inside of a heart that a human couple drew. At Tony’s Town Square, you can find their paw prints in a heart right outside of the restaurant.
5. Audrey Hepburn
Disney’s Hollywood Studios is home to the Chinese Theatre, a replica of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. In front of the building are the hand prints of celebrities such as Mickey Mouse, Robin Williams, Michael Jackson, and Audrey Hepburn. Disney World is the only place in the world where you can find Hepburn’s hand prints. When she did her hand prints, she cried and said she was emotional because she’d never been asked for her hand prints before. The original Grauman’s Theatre immediately took action by contacting Hepburn and asking for her hand prints, but she turned them down, making Disney World the only place in the world to find them.
6. Muppet Vision Key
At Muppet Vision 3D, you’ll find a booth near the entrance with a sign that says ‘Back in 5 minutes key is under mat’. Lift up the mat at the booth and you’ll find a key. Before you get too excited, the key is screwed into the ground, so you won’t be able to try and take it home with you. It still makes for a fun little magic moment, though.
7. Love in a Roller Coaster
This one is a bit harder to find, but still pretty awesome when you can get it. On Aerosmith’s Rock ‘n Roller Coaster, there are six limos, with only five that ever get used. During the ride, Aerosmith music is blasted through the speakers, one of them being Love in an Elevator. If you listen close at the end of the ride, you’ll hear the lyrics were changed to ‘Love in a Roller Coaster’.
8. Pearls in Japan
Epcot’s Japan is home to a store called Mitsukoshi. In this store, you’ll find a large tank of water full of oysters. Pick an oyster and a cast member will take out the pearl in that oyster for you to take home as a gift. The pearls are typically around $16 and make a fun experience. There are also settings for the pearls for you to choose from.
9. Christopher Robin’s Room
In the England Pavilion in Epcot, there used to be a meet and greet area for Winnie the Pooh and his friends. This meet and greet was at the back of a shop called The Toy Soldier, and was decorated to look like Christopher Robin’s bedroom. Today the meet and greet is no longer in operation, but if you go to the very back of The Toy Soldier, you’ll find a door for cast members only. Peer inside and you’ll see Christopher Robin’s bedroom, still in perfect condition.
10. The Electric Umbrella
For any fans still missing Push the Talking Trash Can, visit the Electric Umbrella in Epcot to meet a talking trash can. Look for the trash can that’s plugged in and throw something away to hear it talk to you.
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@salmonfilet play this every time you enter a room
This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.
At uni I took a screenwriting course from THIS VERY GUARD EXTRA (who went on to contribute to some of the Python stuff), who confirms this and also that Michael Palin would use different ridiculous names in every take, so they couldn’t even prepare themselves for hearing it.
no fuckin way
ok what movie is this, i need to do some research
Life of Brian
OK, sorry but I gotta drop a wall of text about this scene because it is a brilliantly engineered comedic masterpiece and I have a deep appreciation for the absolute fucking genius that went into creating it.
Let’s start with the whole “they were told they weren’t allowed to laugh” thing. Can you remember a time in your life when you were told whatever you do, do not under any circumstances laugh?
What effect did that have on you? Specifically, what effect did it have on what you found funny, and how funny you found it?
Most people, when told do not laugh no matter what, are INSTANTLY going to find LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING about 20000 times funnier. The Python dudes knew this.
They also knew that one of the funniest things there is… is watching someone fight with every fiber of their being to not laugh.
So they’ve got these actors playing guards in here, have told them do not laugh no matter what, and what are they doing? Changing up the joke name so they can’t get used to it. And using very very precisely chosen words that are just going to make this shit even funnier.
Like “risible.” Who the fuck says “risible?” I’ll tell you who–someone who is acting out a comedic scene involving a person with a dick joke for a name, who knows perfectly goddamn fucking well that anyone with the slightest propensity to find dick jokes even the least bit funny is going to find them even funnier when they’re not allowed to laugh at them, and who knows good and jolly goddamned well that anyone who is going to find a dick joke funny is going to hear a word that sounds even a little bit like it suggests upward motion and INSTANTLY THINK ABOUT A BONER.
And it gets better: you can see in the second to last pic in the set that Michael Palin looks like he’s trying not to crack up. You can really see it in the video:
Remember what I just said about how one of the funniest things there is, is watching someone desperately try not to laugh?
Remember what I said about how someone who has been told do not laugh no matter what is instantly going to find everything 20000 times funnier?
Yeah.
Here’s this actor who has been told not to laugh, he’s already about to lose it, and now he’s got Michael Palin, who is on the brink of cracking up himself, right in his fucking grill.
If we the audience weren’t laughing before, we are definitely losing every last bit of our shit at this point, at this feedback loop of hilarity that is two dudes right up in each others’ faces trying desperately not to laugh.
This is way too perfect to have been something that just happened by accident.
Oh, it could have been a happy accident, I guess. It’s possible that a comedy troupe could just happen to stumble upon a perfect formula for weapons-grade hilarity. But Monty Python? Nah, bruh. These guys knew comedy way too well for this scene to have been anything but a precisely, painstakingly engineered surgical strike directly to the funnybone.
In conclusion: this whole scene and everything that went into it was pure comedic genius and I have a lot of Feelings about it.
“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”
Plant shaming
He’s a doctor.
doctor shaming
swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.
heck
you’re on thin fucking ice
oh no
This makes me laugh so much
“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”
Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before
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